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Emotional about parenting lab creatures again

If you weren’t so scared of them or if you knew what you wanted to do after you got through the difficulty of building them or if you could recognize their independence rather than forcing them into a specific task you could care for them. But mad science is never without faults everything seems like you could do it better from the outside etc. I’m going to learn how to knit to make sweaters for these beasts.

I’m not saying I could be a perfect laboratory creature parent I probably really could not. But I wish I could. I would hug these things if they were real. I am going to bake them something.

Not to be like “here’s how I could win this horror movie!” but in The House on Haunted Hill everyone gets offered $10k to spend a night in a house alleged to have seven violently murdered ghosts in it. The people who go there try to look around the house and see if they can figure out why everyone thinks it’s haunted, and generally puts their lives in danger with their investigations.

While I can’t blame the curiosity, they were given guest bedrooms. You could literally just take some melatonin and sleep the whole night.

wordwizards:

Emotional about parenting lab creatures again

If you weren’t so scared of them or if you knew what you wanted to do after you got through the difficulty of building them or if you could recognize their independence rather than forcing them into a specific task you could care for them. But mad science is never without faults everything seems like you could do it better from the outside etc. I’m going to learn how to knit to make sweaters for these beasts.

Emotional about parenting lab creatures again

i keep watching those “you fell asleep first at the sleepover” memes bc i get interested in the procedures

HELL YEAH!!!

A picture of Ophelia Frump from The Addams Family.ALT

Really getting a kick out of this

I gotta wake up at 3 am so should logically go to sleep early but I am not tired at all AMA

As a 5 ft tall guy I love hearing people talk about how much they love short guys, and then the height they use is 5'8.

Why does the spin-off of a show set in a different location never consider Minnesota for their location? Why must it always be Los Angeles and New York City?

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