#woes of emily

Okay, I got back from Everything Everywhere All At Once, I have some thoughts:

1. I demand more movies about figuring things out as an adult please. I am only in my mid 20s and I’ve already reached my lifetime “children have to save the world” movie quota, and I can only imagine it gets worse from this point forward.

I need to know that I can continue to change, that there will still be opportunities as I get older. Michelle Yeoh can, and should, play every upcoming role designed for whichever is the current <20 year old heartthrob.

2. Holy Shit this was a difficult movie for someone who has a rough relationship with their mother, especially when they fought yesterday…I know she would hate this movie, and that she wouldn’t want to understand it either.

3. How do I find a person who is just happy doing laundry and taxes with me asking for a friend because I’m lonely

I’m going to meet up with my friend and then see everything everywhere all at once, will report back on whether it successfully resets my brain or not

Today? Incredibly sad. Tomorrow: seeing my friend and going to the cinema. The day after? Who can say…

What IS up with that goddamn chaise longue song and WHY are the BBC in particular pushing it sooooo much

Mums be like: you’re a piece of shit haha how do you feel about never having achieved anything in your worthless pathetic life? Is this how you really want to live? Oh you’re getting upset? Am I Not Allowed To Ask Questions Now?

More than anything I’m excited for August onward when we’ll actually be getting consistent updates

cringe and unsexy Count Dracula: “This Man Belongs To Me!” unwilling to share Jonathan with his 3 girlfriends

based, chad Lucy: “Why can’t they let a girl marry three men, or as many as want her?”

I fr do not know if I’m on some sort of weird block list, or if Tumblr is doing something weird, or I’m maybe just. Going Insane? Because I keep recognising URLs that I could swear I used to follow, but I’m no longer following them, and I so rarely unfollow people and this has happened like, a significant amount, in the last couple of months ???

One of my top talents is paying for stuff and telling my brother I’ll figure it out later. And then 6 months later he hasn’t paid me anything because I was too lazy to figure it out and then I have to go through 6 months of receipts and emails and bank statements to figure out what he owes.

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vampires and shapes….

I’ve seen a few people theorising on this reaction:

And personally I think the only real explanation is that he’s done something fucked up to his penis.

This is a man who’s “friends” let him get these tattoos:

He is off the rails and no one is telling him to stop. He’s done something crazy down there I know it.

This season of taskmaster is really me falling in love with Sophie Duker over the course of 10 hours…. DID you guys peep the tongue piercing though….

Mutuals I would eat dried uncooked spaghetti with

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y'all are denying yourselves so much happiness by listening to the “cutting sandwiches into quarters is only for children” propaganda

Is there fr another marvel series already

reblogs/likes or any other type of internet points < seeing a bee collect pollen from a flower you planted

Getting reblogs with the tags “not-[fandom]” is honestly such a medal of honour.

They really enjoyed the post enough to break out of a theme so consistent that it’s easier to have a tag for posts that aren’t about one specific thing??? Unparalleled.

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yousaytomato:

I feel like I’m getting fomo for things that don’t even exist

I had to Google that word and

…I feel like anything that a person can have fomo about is a thing that does not exist on at least a philosophical level for the person experiencing the fomo? Idk, it has been a long-ass time since I’ve felt that.

Anyways, nothing interesting going on over here, just procrastinating beta-reading some gay pirates because my meds have worn off for the day.

Haha I think you’re right, I guess I just normally experience it in a “everyone is having fun doing this thing I’m not doing!” but recently I’ve been experiencing it in a “people are maybe doing a thing and maybe it would be fun?” kinda way