#wwdits

eternalgirlscout:

“centuries-old vampire has an existential crisis because someone only just now bothered to tell him the earth goes around the sun” is a primo gag all on its own, but to have the lead-up be that the aforementioned vampire finds this out as a result of developing an obsession with the big bang theory, based not on the tv show but on a themed slot machine advertising the tv show? thats the kind of galactic nonsense i just cant get anywhere else

poczwarapiekielna:

its rlly funny to me how some ppl still cry abt nandermo being toxic as if thats not half the appeal like these bitches r crazy and theyre meant for each other if only bc literally no one else on earth could stand them. this is a serial killer and a war criminal we’re talking abt lmao

pencilscratchins:

nadja and guillermo take london! and they’re doing so well after their respective break ups you would not even BELIEVE (twitter) [ID in alt] (full size a/b)

executivedysfunctioning:

its true and i should say it

spelacchiotto:

dohdohisland:

here’s a more relatable version more people than only me might understand. talk about a wild friday the 13th huh

vampyre-lesbian:

I can’t believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he’s making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.

maybe-im-on-nobodys-side:

ok but like. nandor canonically has an email account so basically what im saying is imagine nandor signing up for dracula daily not fully understanding what it is and then either getting super invested or super mad at any vampire inaccuracies and spending all day complaining about it to guillermo

causiane:

dracula is a coward, lazslo woulve already fucked jonathan

portugalisinsa:

causiane:

dracula is a coward, lazslo woulve already fucked jonathan

I want Martin and Guillermo to just talk about their stupid bosses and how in love with them they are.