spyisdead:

i want him 

doomguybi:

i have nothing to say for myself.

foundtonight:

Zoe: *carrying Alana bridal-style and talking calmly with her*

Connor: *sprints past, carrying Evan over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; theyre both screaming*

girlgerard:

ray toro gets to strut around every night with his tits out getting to kiss gerard way on the mouth and cradle his chosen family in his arms whenever the fuck he wants to. when williserve that much pussy

geoguessbur:

sabertoothwalrus:

this idea came to me in the shower and I actually doubled over because I was laughing so hard

kungfubot1308:

orestes repliku au where he’s just a normal guy

zepdeans:

2021 seinfeld episode aaaaand go. jerry gets a call from a woman he slept with telling him she gave him a virus, but he can’t figure out if it was covid or an STD. george begins getting harassed in public because a main instigator of the capitol hill insurrection looks exactly like him. elaine wants to break up with her new boyfriend because he keeps gifting her NFTs, but can’t bring herself to do it because his apartment has a jacuzzi tub. kramer keeps dressing up as different people so he can receive as many vaccinations as possible.

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i-just-want-to-destroy:

i-just-want-to-destroy:

[trapped in a fire] well look at the bright side

This should have one million notes all of u suck

[stranded at sea] this is going swimmingly

devontoews:

youre telling me a lady bynged that man

mosswolf:

grifter’s boner. is this anything

earhartsease:

only-tiktoks:

only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching

inthefallofasparrow:

do-you-have-a-flag:

absurdistplayer:

thekenobee:

dragonslover98:

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amateur-artist:

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walkerrenee:

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elsa707:

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itsflowers:

rottinggrl:

transbipper:

averacti:

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teanovelist:

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phanfluences:

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thenoobotaku:

paperlettuce:

frecklesandcupcakes:

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lumberjackloving:

tolkien-feels:

shrikeseams:

tolkien-feels:

Three baseline assumptions (read: headcanons, not canon) in order to get to a pointless headcanon:

1) Elves greatly value personal space and don’t usually get very near people who are not immediate kin, especially not if both individuals could conceivably marry each other

2) Elves have a very keen sense of smell. Maybe not as much as their hearing and sight but way better than any of us mere mortals

3) Due to the canonical widespread hair kink of the eldar, they favor scented hair oil well above perfume. I don’t think I have to say its making is a subcreation and the scent possibilities are endless, right?

And now the pointless headcanon: getting close enough to someone to be able to identify the individual scent notes of their hair oil is a major relationship milestone. How classy you are about getting close enough to do that is definitely subject of gossip, of course

…OK but if Manwe is the lord of the wind then there must be several series’ worth of self-indulgent amanyar romance novels that include Manwe and/or his maiar playing matchmaker as a minor plot point.

@irisseireth Yeah! In my mind is like:

✔️Standing close enough that other people know you’re within scent-identifying distance (god, I bet they have a word for that and I bet it becomes an euphemism) if you’re close kin, married, or officially courting

⁉️That same closeness when you could conceivably be flirting with the person. Gossip fodder. You can do it but you’ll face social consequences. (I bet some people find that an annoying limitation - “We invade each other’s personal spaces because we’re as close as family, not because we’re flirting ”)

❔Actively smelling someone’s hair in public if you’re married. Nebulous zone. People will want to tell you to get a room but it’s not technically taboo? It’s just excessive PDA. Either comes across as overly affectionate or as vaguely inappropriate. I bet some people literally don’t care, though. (It would be mildly scandalous if you were only betrothed, though. Ultimately not a big deal but people will Comment.)

❌Actively smelling someone’s hair when you’re not related to them by blood or marriage. NO. NO. NO. Social suicide for all parties involved. What are you doing.

betteroffdred:

scarysigns:

Instructions at the donut shop

fruitviking:

anxietyproblem:

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

weepycat:

bong bong ba na bong.nyeah? ba ba ba ba no ba nyong. nyeah? boing boing boing boing boing byoing byoing byoing? nyeah? byoingbyoingboing yoing yoing yoing…… n…n… aaaaahhhhh. my daddy, an my mommy, and my daddy, an my maaaaa-mmmyyyy D-D Daddy an my mommy and my-STOP.…yeah!

JESSE PINKMAN IN THA HOUSE. 

ba da da da bum DOW. ba ba dummy dum dum baba dummy dummy dum ba da dummy dum DOW. bitch, bitch, little bitch. i made you mybitch. jesse,, bitch, bitch YEAH BITCHJESSE! …………bitch

no. i am……… the dangerr……..

i am……….. the. one. who. knocks. (knocks knocks knocks)

say. my. name.

mr white,

you’re god damn right.

hank, …. say my name. willy wonka? hh…..what? 

walter white? 

you’re god damn right. 

my name is asac schraeder– it’s hank– assaaaacckk sccchrraadderr his name is hank. my name is asssaaacc scchhraadderr. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME.fuck yourself. …huh woooww hu-hu-oww wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yours- wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow. JUST LISTEN TO ME.fuck yourself. woooow wa-uh-oh. wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yourself. wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow.  wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. 

puff puff puff? t-t-tch. puff puff puff puff? t-t-t-t-tch. ha ha ha ha huh ha ha. ha ha huh hauh huh ha ha. 

puff puff puff? t-t-t puff puff puff puff? t-t-tt-tch. ha huh ha ha huh huh ha. h-ha huh ha ha ha. 

you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy.HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee. 

you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy.HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee.

i had a guy but now i don’t. the guy. da dee da dah de daaaaa. i had a guy but now i don’t. 

THE GUY.

pjsforestkid:

Happy Frenchie Friday

osees:

Get Stabbed Summer

fungalfaggot:

stick yr dick in a girl and there’s a horrible grinding sound and blinding pain and when u pull out your dick has been perfectly flattened and embossed with a t rex design and the name of the local natural history museum

ryonahole:

Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

iocity:

It’s time. We have risen.

sukkaritari:

dwarvenfanboy:

sukkaritari:

varahai:

sukkaritari:

ei helvetti amppari mehujäästä on tullu litran (?) mehutölkkejä ough

uhka vai mahdollisuus?

en ole vielä maistanu mutta näin mututuntumalta

Tai sitten yksi 1,5 litran mehujää?

sitä vois syyä ku hirvet suolakivee konsanaan

duncebento:

qv:

duncebento:

qv:

the name tyler sounds like it was first used post-ww2 like maybe 1960 until you find out it literally meant “guy who lays tile” (tile-er) 11th century england to refer to people that built houses. and then you read it as tile -er for the rest of yourlife

does piper mean guy who lays pipe

do i look like google

no but maybe i wanna look into your eyes.

elytrans:

metfell:

morbius for the mcc win this month!!!!!!!! is this anything.

MORBIUS SWEEP