#yesss please
ok but Tianshan future!AU where all the people working for He Tian in his ~ mafia dealings ~ know he’s in a relationship, but they don’t know with whom. and they’re not suicidal enough to investigate their boss.
they’ve been told all sorts of things about He Tian’s beloved “Momo” but apart from that, there’s no info – Momo is “sweet”, and “the best cook in the world”, the “cutest when asleep”, and owns a restaurant “none of you will ever step into if you like having fingers :)” and that’s it.
so, naturally, they’ve all got their theories on how Momo should be. some say she must be a petite girl with a soft smile. others that Momo must be the Antichrist. another group insists that Momo must be the reincarnation of Buddha to tolerate He Tian on a daily basis.
then, one day Mo Guan Shan stops by the office building where He Tian has established his base of operations while he’s in China, since his idiot boyfriend forgot his lunch at home.
and people are shookbecause, apparently, Momo is a 6.1 ft man with red hair (natural, he insists, because he doesn’t have time for that, and He Tian confirms this with a wolfish grin), who frowns so much he’s got wrinkles between his eyebrows, curses at least once in each sentence, and is indeed a chef in his own restaurant.
(He Tian is, of course, unbearably smug about it).
