#you cant do this to me im already taking xanax

i would be for real so pissed if i was snorpy. like if i found out there actually was a conspiracy watching my every move but ONLY after i had already started getting professional help for my paranoid delusions about there being a different fake conspiracy watching my every move, and Also learning that sometimes the real conspiracy just lets people think they’re the fake one so they don’t blow their cover, i would start going to the gym more often just so i could punch drywall without immediately shattering every bone in my hand.