Officer: “No, I mean, am I gonna have to cuff you to the fucking chair and rape your mouth, or are you gonna get on your fucking knees and go down on me?”
Me: “I’ll go down on you.”
Officer: “Yeah, thought you might.”
When he was done, having emptied his balls and made me swallow his spew, he cuffed me anyway and said “stay there, I’ve got a coupla buds who are gonna stop by and use your mouth; I’d let them” before heading out.