#ziam coincidences

you know what’s funny is that even with the tabs continuously trying to shove het narratives down our throats, they always still seem to confirm little things that ziams have known all along…

for example, if you ignore the bs cheating part, they basically confirmed zayn’s kinky af and heavy into bdsm and what have we ziams been saying/speculating for years

and, if you ignore the ridiculosity of zayn being on a dating app while very likely married/in a long term committed relationship with a man lol, z basically confirmed he has no kids and that the kid jelena had isn’t his

(and ofc we can’t forget lima’s published comments in that article where he talked about “getting to know our spouses” wayyy before he ever announced being engaged to the child bride lol)

isn’t is funny how, despite the insane lies seeded into the stories, the little things always seem to slip through into the public narrative/tabs & articles and confirm what we already knew? almost as if…we’re onto something lol

Imagine being so petty about the fact that people keep doubting/denying you’re in a relationship with LIAM DAMN PAYNE that you say fuck it and spell paint like PAYNT, put an L on almost all the merch, design everything in ziam colors, AND release it on the first day of pride month just to make it extra obvious for those who still ain’t getting the hint lmao