#zimmboni
concept: Jack Laurent Zimmermann, professional hockey player and forward for the Providence Falconers, loses a bet and can’t cut his hair for a full year. imagine:
- the sheer flow
- how after the first three months his hair is the same length as it was in the Q and everyone has flashbacks
- shitty running his hands through it
- shitty moaning while he does this
- shitty growing out his own flow again
- it getting in jack’s way because he refuses to get a mullet (because bitty refuses to kiss him in a mullet)
- sex hair
- bedhead
- bitty pulling his hair
- shitty pulling his hair as a joke and he gets turned on
- bitty tweeting progress pics so the whole internet can follow
- the blogs about jack’s hair
- jack putting it up in a lil bun during warm ups so it doesn’t get in his face
- jack constantly running his hands through his hair after games during the interviews and it’s Distracting
- people photoshopping bad bob with the flow because he never had one
- bad bob is jack for halloween and has this ridiculous Jagr wig and he’s so Extra
- during movember jack just looks like a sasquatch and it’s everyone’s favorite month
- when he can finally cut it again he gets an undercut as a joke and it’s like two years after the trend but he brings it back because fuck he looks good
- jack has the idea because he watches peaky blinders and thinks, i could have hair like that
so i have no self control so here are lil bun jack and undercut jack
