Morbius notwithstanding, I actually support Sony’s apparent determination to build their own little cinematic universe consisting exclusively of the grab-bag of random B listers they picked up in the Spider-Man deal. I want to see Big Wheel’s tragic backstory next.
Tell me you wouldn’t watch 105 minutes of this bullshit:
I want a Sinister Six movie where the team is made up of only obscure Spider-man villains. My pick for a lineup would be Big Wheel, Wall, Human Fly, Spot, Living Brain, and Stilt-Man. You don’t even need to develop them, just have the team be already formed at the start of the movie with no backstory and Spider-man just goes “well I guess I’m dealing with this today.”
fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them
smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage
esports commentator: now watch what she does here. shes crouching with snake to indicate hes proposing. blink and youll miss it: she uses down+b to place a bomb- this is the wedding ring. going back to bayonetta, shes going to ever so slightly tilt the left stick forward, now this serves two purposes: 1.) to make sure she doesnt set off that bomb when she goes to accept snakes proposal, which would obviously ruin the whole scene, but 2.) and this is a more subtle touch, to show bayonettas hesitation. that’s something we know about bayonettas character, shes very independent, so thats the true work of a master to incorporate that into their gameplay
eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap
it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka
and they really did interview him
and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along
