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“oh mein gott” destroyed germany, “woa mama mia cunt” destroyed italy, and “naur” destroyed australia. who is next?
“forcing your guest to sit alone while your family eats together downstairs” has destroyed sweden
back to feeling like womanhood is a trap you can never get out of
I want her back. I promise I didn’t want to kill her.
“Well, you’re welcome! I mean, what? Is there a problem? …”
“Chuck, I’m sure that… Jimmy? If you could clear this up, that would be helpful.”
(Better Call Saul, S2 EP3)
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tragedy enjoyers when their favourite characters are brutally killed in a completely avoidable scenario of their own creation
the problem is that everything is really interesting. it would be far easier if only a few specific things were interesting
me when there’s been a terrible accident at the lettuce factory: everyone romaine calm. lol
man i love dinosaurs
i hope when the meteor hit they didn’t know it. i hope they weren’t afraid. i hope it was quick
homophobic of my power to go out while i’m watching first kill
