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gamwthnzwhmou:

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

an interviewer for a job once told me that she was a h*fflepuff

trixyatrash-25-55-deactivated20:

reupload bc i said a BAD word accidentally

idk why i didnt upload this bc i like to post stuff like this here

Thinking about how much I miss sucking cock.

//Rant warning//

Men.

It’s time to stop messaging women with extremely sexual things you’re going to do to us. It’s time to stop assuming for one moment that you have done a single thing to make you worthy of my time or attention. It’s time to realize that you have no right to my body simply because there is a dick swinging between your legs.

And when a woman explains why your actions are rude, nonconsentual, and dehumanizing, it’s time to learn.

But y’all don’t want to hear that. So, instead you send me terrible messages making me uncomfortable to be on this platform and then block me when I tell you so.

Normal conversations are possible on tumblr. Intimate friendships, loving relationships, and mentorship are all possible on tumblr. But you’re going to get none of those things if you open with a message to me about how you’re going to “stick your cock way into my pussy from behind, shagging my princess parts.”

And for those of you who say, “Look at what you post…. what did you expect?”

Respect. Because I’m human just like you.

Last night I asked L how he decides if I get to orgasm.

“I let you orgasm when I feel like hearing you scream.”

What a concept. Having another person entirely under unquestionable control, simply for your pleasure.

It must be so fun to be a Dom.

In case anyone is wondering:

I’m still very fixated on chastity belts, and I’m still very upset that no one has locked away my pussy yet.

I’m home sick today, and I so desperately want a cock to suck on for comfort.

inthetags:

Reblog and write your URL with emojis in the tags.

monstermoviedean:

monstermoviedean:

he doesn’t even get to be with cas in LITERAL ACTUAL HEAVEN but good news everyone his fucking dad is right down the road

and he absolutely thought it was his fault. he for sure thought that cas didn’t want to see him or was too busy for him. it’s “the heaven he deserves” so what does it say that cas isn’t there?

singingninja4:

welp…

the-untitled-artist:

a comic about meeting your younger self :)

Thank you for reading :)

lakevida:

forensicbabe10:

lakevida:

lakevida:

my cat is meowing thru the window at the middle aged men working on the roof rn and they’re meowing back at her

she’s obsessed w these guys i should have put her through trade school

Couldn’t just leave this in the tags:

you couldn’t?

auguris:

fvckyouimaprophet:

[ID:a twitter thread by user rylan @/testosteronejew on May 20-21, 2022

my favorite part of tonight was when dave chappelle ambushed us at the john mulaney show, told a bunch of transphobic jokes, a massive stadium of people laughed, and then john mulaney hugged him at the end

anyway i was such a big john mulaney fan and i think i still am, but they also had our phones in little locked wallets so we couldn’t film, so i just had to sit there joke after joke about trans people and hear 18k people laughing along

this was at the columbus show and he only came because he lives like an hour away. being trans is so exhausting i can’t even have a nice night out without being reminded that most of society wants trans people dead

it’s been an hour since i tweeted this and i already feel the need to clarify that saying i think i’m still a fan was me still processing it which i’m allowed to do, i don’t know how to feel. i’m just hurt and it literally just happened so… yeah. it’s complex and shitty and sad]

I went digging through that twitter thread and found this post from last month, in which Chappelle opened for Mulaney in Denver. TW for transphobia, homophobia, ableism, sexism, and anti-Chinese racism. Anyway here’s the post. Obviously there’s no recording but I googled about and saw similar comments about his set elsewhere.

So, yeah, not a one off.

Ghost’s team planning M&Gs and VIP packages:

‘US, beloved, have a M&G during preImperatour!’

‘LOL, fuck you Europe!’

‘US, beloved, have a M&G during Imperatour!’

izzienewton:

You could tell Whitney and I were tight […] We could trust each other with our secrets, our feelings, and who we were. We were friends. We were lovers. We were everything to each other. We weren’t falling in love. We just were. We had each other. We were one: that’s how it felt.

— Robyn Crawford, ‘A Song For You: My Life With Whitney Houston’

death2america:

death2america:

“oh mein gott” destroyed germany, “woa mama mia cunt” destroyed italy, and “naur” destroyed australia. who is next?

“forcing your guest to sit alone while your family eats together downstairs” has destroyed sweden

back to feeling like womanhood is a trap you can never get out of

kookythekatkueen:

I want her back. I promise I didn’t want to kill her.

lycanthrology:

tragedy enjoyers when their favourite characters are brutally killed in a completely avoidable scenario of their own creation

meerschweinchen1993:

the problem is that everything is really interesting. it would be far easier if only a few specific things were interesting