#⚙️two smart idiots

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platonic-fo-quotes:

S/I: *posts this in the groupchat*


Platonic!F/O 1: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image I would have 15 cents.

S/I: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage in my body after I read that message I’d have enough money to buy a canon to fire at you.

Platonic!F/O 2: Actually, I did the math. They would have $225, not $0.15

Platonic!F/O 1: sis I’m right here…

Platonic!F/O 3: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda.

S/I: While you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Platonic!F/O 3: Sorry, I only have a dollar.

S/I: :(

Platonic!F/O 2: Hey I just realized they’d have $22,500 not $225 because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Platonic!F/O 3: If I had $22,500 I’d buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Platonic!F/O 2: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Platonic!F/O 1: Yeah and they want a can of soda and an apply juice.

Platonic!F/O 2: Apply juice to what?

S/I: Directly to the forehead.

Platonic!F/O 1: Great job everyone.

daydream-sequence:

imagine your f/o taking you to the aquarium ♡ pointing out cool fish, holding your hand so they don’t lose you in the crowd, making an honest effort to read all the little placards and info bubbles scattered around and telling you cool facts about whatever exhibit you’ve stumbled into. imagine them buying you a souvenir when your back’s turned; a turtle keychain, or a plushie of your favorite frog, or some other thing they can easily hide until it’s time to go home ♡ imagine their look of wide-eyed wonder illuminated by watery blue light as they turn to you with an excited smile, pulling you close to snap a picture together

engineer mark is my bestie because we’re both very smart idiots

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