Okay guys, after talking with my healthcare provider I have decided it would be best to do a week of

Okay guys, after talking with my healthcare provider I have decided it would be best to do a week of juice, a week of water and another week for juice. And this is day one ☝️.
I low-key forgot I was on liquids when I woke up and found myself almost making toast at least three times.

After looking and purchasing juice cleans stuff online I nearly vomited like a cuttlefish ejecting ink out of rage hahah.
I promptly went and dug my distinctly subpar juicer that I used once then consigned to the tech graveyard that is the garage. Needless to say I have promptly ordered a newer model ( after my dad insisted on a thorough which.com search) and am eagerly awaiting its arrival.

I had a lovely time frolicking about the fruit and veg isle of the supermarket and was pleased that it only came to les than £25 for a good few days of juice.

Now that you have to prologue let’s get on to the main event
I will give a daily play by play of what ever thoughts pop into my head while doing this.

Day one: (I hope you said that in a geordie accent if you’re from the uk)

I am hungry and want toast but that is pretty much to be expected. As someone who leans more towards savoury food (especially really salty or spicy food )

Have been contemplating if hummus counts as a juice….it doesn’t does it?

Braved the apocalyptically loud juicer and made some carrot, orange and ginger juice and it was swell.

This juicer is a right “See you next Tuesday” to clean

Everyone is eating pizza….fuck um’

I have a collard green, celery, cilantro, green apple, lemon and ginger juice, it’s pretty sassy and tastes…healthy

Juice is not pizza…

I want soup and rice….

My noggin hurts and I could kill a ramen.

How can I have no coffee all day and still be awake.

Will I get a ASBO for noise pollution if I use my juicer at 0:00? Yes.. probably

Zzzzzz