“What is this? Is this what happens when illicit Pokemon breeding goes unchecked? I’m lo

“What is this? Is this what happens when illicit Pokemon breeding goes unchecked? I’m looking at this from every goddamn angle there is, I can’t tell where it starts and where it ends. Well it’s got a pinecone for a body, it’s wearing a fez, and it’s got that one, staring, unblinking eye that reminds you this creature lives in never-ending, ceaseless agony”

JonTron - Bootleg Pokemon Games