#normal boots
Waiting for Halloween like
“What is this? Is this what happens when illicit Pokemon breeding goes unchecked? I’m looking at this from every goddamn angle there is, I can’t tell where it starts and where it ends. Well it’s got a pinecone for a body, it’s wearing a fez, and it’s got that one, staring, unblinking eye that reminds you this creature lives in never-ending, ceaseless agony”
JonTron - Bootleg Pokemon Games
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“Nothing you tell me could prevent me from loving you.”
“What if I were to say something like, uh, “I reject all your sexual advances?””
Titanic: The Legend Goes On
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“Ooooof. Now I feel for the guy here; That’s the worst, you just wanna hang up somebody’s coat in the closet, COUUUUCH falls out. I mean it makes you look like and asshole, embarrasses them for standing there watching that monstrosity. One time, I was trying to hang up a ladies coat, couch fell out of my closet… couldn’t look her in the eye for a year.”
JonTron - The Skateboard Kid
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“I don’t even like you. Why’d I take the time to put you in a goddamn locket? This is bullshit I’m getting outta here.”
JonTron - Foodfight!
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