“You’re going to have to excuse me Darcy, but this is my first attempt at genuin

“You’re going to have to excuse me Darcy, but this is my first attempt at genuine girl detective style villainy. I hope it’s up to your expectations.”

*grrmmmpphhh…*

“Let’s see,  you came here alone to confront me about my spying on the Athens football coaching techniques, because it would give our home team an unfair advantage, right ?”

*mmmppphh*

“A struggle ensued and you lost, since I outweigh you by a good 50 pounds, and now you’re trussed up and gagged in the bad guy’s closet. I think that covers all the tropes, right ?”

*Nnnmmpphh.*

“Well then in typical villain fashion I’ll leave you helpless here and deliver the tapes safely to where all your caterwauling won’t make a damn bit of difference anyway. Have a nice afternoon.”