“I love food! My friends can keep their dungeons and near-death adventures and leave me out of

“I love food! My friends can keep their dungeons and near-death adventures and leave me out of it. I’m much happier wandering the woods looking for what new flavors I can try putting together. Mushroom days are some of the best days, especially when combined with a handful of goodberries. Cookie agrees, though he much prefers his namesake. Which he tries to steal from my bag whenever he thinks I’m not looking! Cookie, you’re going to get fat!” - Pai the Gnome

byTami Wicinas