269 - GARFTOX - This GOON likes to fly around and YOINK lasagnas that people set out on their WINDOW

269 - GARFTOX - This GOON likes to fly around and YOINK lasagnas that people set out on their WINDOW SILLS to COOL. When it GULPS A GOODIE, it screams its trademark catchphrase “I’m smarter than the av-er-age Garfemon!” and then immediately DEFECATES the undigested lasagna for another Garftox to find and EAT. Scientists believe there are only three ACTUAL LASAGNAS in the world that just get HUMAN CENTIPEDED from beast to beast.

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Garfemon is a bad project by a bad name, who is me, and my name is Shawn Bowers