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259 - GARFSHTOMP - Despite rubbing CREAMS on his body every DAY, this Garfemon is slowly becoming a POOKIE. That sounds CUTE, but actually its NOT because Pookies are soulless and INANIMATE, which is the fate soon to face Garfshtomp if the ailment WORSENS.
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Garfemon is a terrible series that shouldn’t exist, made by me Shawn Bowers.
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258 - GARFKIP - The MITTS on the side of its BIG FACE grab the lasagnas to shove into its LIL MOUTH. It has TWO working TOASTER OVENS in its HOME, which it thinks is IMPRESSIVE.
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257 - GARFIKEN - It blows out STEAM from its DOWNTOWN FACE to destroy enemies. The enemies aren’t DAMAGED by the steam, they’re just too uncomfortable TO ASK about it and play dead until they can LEAVE.
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256 - COMBUSFIELD - This Garfemon’s LEGS spend all day trying to kick its ARMS off of TABLE EDGES, even though WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. It’s pointless to consider PRACTICAL REALITIES with these creatures that clearly only exist in our NIGHTMARES.
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255 - GARFCHIC - It has a SAC OF LASAGNA (also known as a LASAGNSAC) in its tummy that allows it to constantly BARF LASAGNA. It also competes in regional CHESS TOURNAMENTS but people unfortunately tend to focus more on the SAC THING.
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254 - SCEPTFIELD - This LIZARD-LOOKIN’ cat monster has EYES on the back of its HEAD. Or at least that’s what it tells its 10-year-old son DARREN, because it knows Darren has been THIEVING MONEY from the MONEY DRAWER to go buy magazines about ANIMAL FACTS.
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253 - GROVFYLD - The TAILS growing out of Grovfyld’s body are convenient ICE BREAKERS when it goes to PARTIES. It can talk about its WEIRD BODY STUFF instead of needing to know about NEWS OR SPORTS. Grovfyld is UNEMPLOYED by CHOICE, it says.
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252 - TREEFIELD - TREEFIELD makes its nest in PILES OF DOG HAIR, which sounds nice but it’s VERY ALLERGIC to dog hair and only sleeps on it as PENANCE for the people it accidentally killed, very similar to what happened to the beloved Marvel character SPEEDBALL but also LEGALLY DIFFERENT.
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No. S20 - EXTRANERMAL - It once was a cop, but then…it’s been many things in its life. Now it works for nobody but LADY JUSTICE herself. After it was EXPLODED in a TRAIN FIRE, it was rebuilt with a suit of experimental NERMAL ARMOR that makes it less LAZY and gives it the power of a SINGLE BIG WHEEL. The wheel uses BLOOD as OIL, PROBABLY.
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No. S19 - GARFTEE - This is the only monster in the whole UNIVERSE who can grow FACIAL HAIR TRIANGLES. They are small TRIANGLES OF HAIR on the CHIN, and they make Garftee look a LITTLE OLDER. Its also got some OTHER STUFF going on with its body, but really we should just FOCUS ON THE CHINGLE (chin triangle).
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No. S18 - CLUB SUPREME - This Garfemon was created by a RABID SCIENTIST using SPECIAL MARKERS that were filled with the blood of other Garfemon, and then the blood was CURSED BY A WIZARD to come to life and live for ETERNITY and also LIKE LASAGNA more than NORMAL. <— This Garfemon was based on the winning design from the Garfemon Art Club we did on Instagram. I’m an Instagram guy, so I tend to do more stuff there, but check out the #garfemonartclub hashtag on Insta for a bunch of other awesome fan-designed beasts!
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No. S16 - FATWHEEL - These ONCE DEAD cat parts have been reanimated by SCIENCE and CORDS to form a HODGE PODGE CRITTER. As it did in life, Fatwheel CRAVES LASAGNA, but no longer has a mouth or OTHER HOLE with which to eat it. Its digital panel displays the things it LONGS FOR that it has no hope of EXPERIENCING AGAIN.
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No. S14 - MEJON - When IJON evolves, the GOOEY NEST in its hair piece reveals a MAN HEAD. Once the man head emerges, Mejon no longer uses its own mouth to speak, relying solely on the FRAGILE LIPS of its BRAINLESS TOP to say what needs to be said. It often dresses in a SHORT TRENCHCOAT to hide its body, so that it can maintain a life as an UNFORTUNATELY SHAPED human.
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No. S12 - GARFASP - This ROWDY SNAKE disguises itself as the LONG FLOPPY TUBE (not sure what it’s called) that comes off a cat’s REAR BATHING SUIT AREA. It’s Garf-like lower body lures people into a sense of comfort with its URGENT FAMILIARITY, and then Garfasp LUNGES in to give LICKS ‘N KISSES. Garfasp has a sister named DOLBY, who was named after a SOUND COMPANY.
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