03/20/2022 A wallpaper based on Elden Ring (or El Den Ring, Spanish for “The Den Ring&

03/20/2022

A wallpaper based on Elden Ring (or El Den Ring, Spanish for “The Den Ring”) was suggested by Ben Wurth over at Patreon.com/Tomics.  I haven’t gotten to play to game yet, but I searched “elden ring snake boss” online and made a St. Patrick-themed parody, and I consulted my pal Nick (who’s a Souls veteran at this point) to get some ideas about what to add.  Making parodies of stuff I don’t know personally is always a fun and weird experience.  Now I feel like I *have* to play the game!  Thanks for the suggestion and for the consultation, guys!

JOKE-OGRAPHY:
1. St. Patrick famously evicted all the snakes from Ireland, according to legend.  To do this in our Elden Ring scenario, he wields a greatsword shaped like a clover, because that’s his thang.
2. The snake boss in the game has a bunch of arms and legs coming out of him.  In this version, I replaced those limbs with MORE snakes.  It’s all the snakes in Ireland piloting a giant snake skinsuit.  Still a little unorthodox, but that’s how we like it here at Tomics.
3. The HUD elements and items are all themed after St. Patrick or Catholic stuff, like the Flask of Crimson Tears now replaced with the Chalice of Crimson Blood.