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St. Patrick’s Cathedral
“Patricia” ~ by Fattybulous.
“Well well …. I met the fatty and curvy Patricia from Saint-Patrick Day”
Hope you like it~ ^^
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Pray a hundred times a day.
Turn into a deer to escape your pursuers.
Be grieved that the friend you once trusted has broken the seal of confession.
Respect the seal of confession.
“There was a time when it was said that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland,” Klingenschmitt said, “and now I’m concerned that the snakes have returned to Ireland. And when I say snakes, I’m not talking about physical snakes, I’m talking about the demonic spirits inside of some of the people you see parading their sin in pride around the country, rejecting not just the Catholic Church but rejecting Jesus Christ himself.”
“Jesus Christ defined marriage between one man and one woman,” he continued, “and maybe it’s time for another St. Patrick to go back into Ireland and preach the good news that Jesus can make you free from sin and drive out the snakes once again.”
This is Gordon Klingenschmitt’s second appearance on #ThisManLegislates but I have faith that it won’t be his last!
Patroclus
Patroclus, look at your hands
and see them stained carmine.
The blood of the serpents
wets you to your elbows.
Set a torch to thatch.
Burn it all for the Prince
of Peace.
Centuries later
watch men in green
beating men in orange.
Dyeing a river green
(pissmarking)
for their flavor of Christ.
Your island weeps blood
because a strong man
never decorated an oak
with your bleeding intestines.
For that crime
the Irish have bled and
starved under Royal Scepter
and Holy See.
Patroclus,
your bloody hands forged
the crowns of gold and thorns
that (still) strangle your
countrymen.
– S. E. De Haven
Poem contest What does St Patrick’s Day Mean to You (100 WORDS) - All Poetry
03/20/2022
A wallpaper based on Elden Ring (or El Den Ring, Spanish for “The Den Ring”) was suggested by Ben Wurth over at Patreon.com/Tomics. I haven’t gotten to play to game yet, but I searched “elden ring snake boss” online and made a St. Patrick-themed parody, and I consulted my pal Nick (who’s a Souls veteran at this point) to get some ideas about what to add. Making parodies of stuff I don’t know personally is always a fun and weird experience. Now I feel like I *have* to play the game! Thanks for the suggestion and for the consultation, guys!
JOKE-OGRAPHY:
1. St. Patrick famously evicted all the snakes from Ireland, according to legend. To do this in our Elden Ring scenario, he wields a greatsword shaped like a clover, because that’s his thang.
2. The snake boss in the game has a bunch of arms and legs coming out of him. In this version, I replaced those limbs with MORE snakes. It’s all the snakes in Ireland piloting a giant snake skinsuit. Still a little unorthodox, but that’s how we like it here at Tomics.
3. The HUD elements and items are all themed after St. Patrick or Catholic stuff, like the Flask of Crimson Tears now replaced with the Chalice of Crimson Blood.
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Christ be with me,
Christ within me,
Christ behind me,
Christ before me,
Christ beside me,
Christ to win me,
Christ to comfort me and restore me,
Christ beneath me,
Christ above me,
Christ in quiet,
Christ in danger,
Christ in hearts of all that love me,
Christ in mouth of friend and stranger.
St. Patrick
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Christ be with me,
Christ within me,
Christ behind me,
Christ before me,
Christ beside me,
Christ to win me,
Christ to comfort me and restore me,
Christ beneath me,
Christ above me,
Christ in quiet,
Christ in danger,
Christ in hearts of all that love me,
Christ in mouth of friend and stranger.
St. Patrick
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luck of the irish my ass-
with-in the first few hours of paddys day, the dogs lead snapped and i fell flat on my face in front of an old man, who had to watch me chase my dog down with a busted hand and dizzy beyond beleif XD my guess this is the bad luck i get for deciding not to celebrate it this year. but how is everyone elses st.patricks day going?
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Watch PVRIS perform “St. Patrick” acoustic in Amsterdam!
st. patrick // pvris
st. patrick // pvris
