#elden ring
my biggest nitpick with Elden Ring so far is that sometimes the death animation feels like it takes an eternity
“hi welcome to mcdomnhalls, what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want a meal or just the sandwich?”
“uuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“ranni what do i do?”
“oh? thou'rt committed, then, to the age i must usher in alone? the fries shalt grant thee the necessary vigor in the grim deeds to come. ah… but shouldst i add thee to the list? another kind soul, willing to let a stray fry slip into thine pocket… nay, forget mine counsel. forget.”
*stuffs her back into my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Am I playing as Florence Welch in Elden Ring? Yes yes I am. For she is King.
Ppl talking abt how Elden Ring is “Skyrim without flavor” or “bland skyrim” like girl Vanilla Skyrim is bland and flavorless as hell why do you think there’s such a huge modding community ahcjsjcndbdhshd
After playing Elden Ring myself, my guess is because there are very few characters who talk to you about anything in enough detail for you to understand what’s going on.
It’s the whole reason Youtubers like VaatiVidya can exist: somebody has to piece together the lore and story from the trail of breadcrumbs.
Visually,Elden Ring is what I wish Skyrim had been, but in all other respects I know exactly what every critic means when they say things like that.
She’s so pretty
Hot wolf daddy is my fave.