you know what’s a really great way to practice your envelope calligraphy?? spell your best

you know what’s a really great way to practice your envelope calligraphy?? spell your best friend’s name wrong so you have to turn it into a random sample so at least you can post the images on insta without leaking anyone’s real address ✒️ then invent a last name that kinda sounds real—which is way easier said than done, especially when you’re trying to name characters for a novel anyway, happy belated birthdat to @mkhyde623 , which is cool for me to say here ‘cause I already gave you the card in person.