accidentally lock urself out of ur own dorm room and its dinnertime and ur starving but u left ur sh

accidentally lock urself out of ur own dorm room and its dinnertime and ur starving but u left ur shoes in ur dorm so u have to borrow ur friends shoes but he wears a 13 and u wear like an 8.5 or 9 and the only place that is open is downhill and u keep tripping on the stairs and when u get there ur walking around like a fuckin clown and the shoes wont stay on and u see a guy u like and this guy actually thinks that ur very cool and ur excited that there might be something there but he sees the FUCKING shoes and now ur worried that he wont think ur cool anymore and also he asks about ur friend and u say that the shoes belong to ur friend and he kind of smiles in a certain way and U DONT REALIZE UNTIL LATER that it sounded like ur friend was ur boyfriend and now ur thinking of ways to tell him that u r not dating ur friend and also ur still locked out of ur dorm so u have to sleep in his roommates bed that smells like baby powder