Thorin:  You are going to get me in so much trouble with my hobbit on this. Bilbo:  He lau

Thorin: You are going to get me in so much trouble with my hobbit on this.

Bilbo: He laughed.  Fell off the throne laughing his confounded Dwarrow butt off.  *sulks*

Thorin: Only because this … um…. picture…. reminded me of how adorable you are, beloved.

Bilbo: Adorable like a rodent you mean.  *more sulking* 

Thorin: Adorable because you are…. er…. short…. er… your height is pleasing to me because you are just the right size for me to do this…. *nuzzles one Very Disgruntled Hobbit*  and this …. *drops a kiss into Bilbo’s neck right where it tickles, making Bilbo giggle*

Bilbo: Stop!  Stop!  *more giggles*  Thorin, you are not kissing your way out of this – eep!

We interrupt this post as His Majesty, Thorin II, has currently carried off his loudly protesting (and giggling) Consort for an Important Discussion.  Sorry we’re not sorry?