#muses taking over
A MEETING AT THE BLANKET FORT
Lilo: Okay, everyone. ATTENTION!
I call this meeting of the Muses at the Blanket Fort to order.
Fili: Why is Lilo conducting the Planning Session?
Kili: Because nobody in the Blanket Fort wants to get a lecture about their Badness Level and get spritzed on.
Lilo: You guys are s'pposed to be Princes. Don’t be rude.
Fili and Kili: *chagrined* Sorry.
Lilo: As you know, Ms. Bgtea updated her Very Wonderful The Inevitable Love Story Between Two Oblivious Idiots - and poor Mister King Thorin’s still kind of upset over the ending.
Darth Stitch: *pets Thorin* Is ok. Is ok….you will get to kick Stupid Evil Kidnapping Mook Ass later….
Thorin: *growls untranslatable Khuzdul*
Lilo: Mister Colonel Hannibal Who’s Different from the Hannibal Who Eats Rude People, you got The Plan?
Hannibal: It’s all set, kid. *lights up cigar* I love it when a Plan comes together.
Danny: All I’m sayin’ is that we ought to remember due process here - ah, screw it, it’s Ori and Bilbo.
Steve: So you’re all set to book ‘em, Danno?
Danny: Hell, yeah.
Lilo: Sherlock, have you figured out where they’ve taken Bilbo and Ori?
Sherlock: We’re not dealing with a bunch of geniuses here anyway. It was easy to deduce, if one actually used their brain instead of frothing at the mouth -
John: Sherlock. That’s a bit not good.
Lilo: And we got Mister Kenshin - well, he’s being Mister Battousai today…
Battousai: Oro?
Lilo: … then again maybe not. Okay. What’s the thing you Dwarves say when you’re on the warpath?
Thorin: Du Bekar!!
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Thorin: You are going to get me in so much trouble with my hobbit on this.
Bilbo: He laughed. Fell off the throne laughing his confounded Dwarrow butt off. *sulks*
Thorin: Only because this … um…. picture…. reminded me of how adorable you are, beloved.
Bilbo: Adorable like a rodent you mean. *more sulking*
Thorin: Adorable because you are…. er…. short…. er… your height is pleasing to me because you are just the right size for me to do this…. *nuzzles one Very Disgruntled Hobbit* and this …. *drops a kiss into Bilbo’s neck right where it tickles, making Bilbo giggle*
Bilbo: Stop! Stop! *more giggles* Thorin, you are not kissing your way out of this — eep!
We interrupt this post as His Majesty, Thorin II, has currently carried off his loudly protesting (and giggling) Consort for an Important Discussion. Sorry we’re not sorry?
aww YISSS. you guys see it too. Bilbo I’m sorry but between the flowers, the animals big brown eyes and the “yavanna what was that?!? expression it looks a lot like you.
But Thorin you got yourself in trouble by literally falling to the ground laughing at the similarities between the meadow mouse and your beloved consort.
Kili: Look, I’m just going to leave this here for… uh…. scientific comparison. Yeah. That’s right. *runs for dear life*
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Thorin: You are going to get me in so much trouble with my hobbit on this.
Bilbo: He laughed. Fell off the throne laughing his confounded Dwarrow butt off. *sulks*
Thorin: Only because this … um…. picture…. reminded me of how adorable you are, beloved.
Bilbo: Adorable like a rodent you mean. *more sulking*
Thorin: Adorable because you are…. er…. short…. er… your height is pleasing to me because you are just the right size for me to do this…. *nuzzles one Very Disgruntled Hobbit* and this …. *drops a kiss into Bilbo’s neck right where it tickles, making Bilbo giggle*
Bilbo: Stop! Stop! *more giggles* Thorin, you are not kissing your way out of this – eep!
We interrupt this post as His Majesty, Thorin II, has currently carried off his loudly protesting (and giggling) Consort for an Important Discussion. Sorry we’re not sorry?
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