omgsomeonesomewhereonearth:

I have just witnessed someone charcterising my blorbos in a way that I, personally, dislike and disagree with. As you can imagine, this is a most grievous insult and I am not doing well at present. Large baskets full of bread and candles and confetti will be greatly appreciated.

I’m going to say it: the fandom is sleeping on the dynamic of Fingon & Angrod & Aegnor. No braincells only chaos.

fluffmugger:

kurganfilledwithbearbones:

#i just looked and i don’t think this post gives you the full picture #santigold96 has written 357 works of asoiaf fanfiction in chinuk wawa #the devil works hard but santigold96 works harder

despazito:

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

reputayswift:

yourMidastouch on the Chevydoor,Novemberflush and your flannelcure, “this dorm was once a madhouse ” I made a joke, “well, it’s made for me ” how—evergreen, our groupoffriends (don’t think we’ll say that word again ), and soon-they’ll-have-the-nerve-to…deck the halls that we!!! once walked through. ONE FOR THE MONEY! TWO FOR THE SHOW! I never was ready so I watch you go—sometimes you just don’t know the answer… ‘til someone’s on their KNEES and asks you—“SHE WOULD’VE MADE SUCH A LOVELY BRIDE, WHAT A SHAME SHE’S FCKED IN THE HEAD,” they said, but you’ll find the real thing instead…she’ll patch up your tapestry that I shred

pearlcaddy:

When a list of “fanon that everyone in the fandom agrees on” crosses my dash:

yungkiitten:

I have a surprise for you! I’m doing a huge Summer Sale for Project Maenad! I know its technically not summer yet but it was in the 90’s all week so it qualifies ;) and it’s only gonna get hotter from here on out!

Buy 2 videos - Get 1 free for equal or lesser value

Or

Buy 4 videos - Get 2 free for equal or lesser value

Meaning, they cost the same or less. So choose carefully Once you do this send me your email via askand which videos you want! My dms will remain closed. And trust me, I’ll know if you’re lying

This will go on for a while until I say its almost over or it’s done. There will be more videos between now in then of course. Reblog please since my Manyvids will be officially inactive if you have any questions just ask!

Check it out here

daecay:

soft reminder that most camgirls and clipmodels don’t get paid unless they reach the pay-out minimum on their site. the lowest payout i’ve seen is $50, most are anywhere between $100 and $250. 

some are higher. minimums go up if you’re international using sites in the USA. 

this means that on some sites, even if we make $249, we don’t get paid for that two week period. not to mention a lot of pay-out options keep us from seeing these pay checks for up to ten days after pay-out. 

all this means and all i’m saying is if you’ve been debating on whether or not you want to buy some porn and it’s coming up on the end of the month or the middle of the month, think about relieving some stress on a sex worker and spend some money on them

the quicker we make that minimum, the happier we are (: 

^ this. Please keep this in mind.

accarahara:

elephantedespressante:

What the signs are:

Aries: Gay

Taurus: Gay

Gemini: Gay

Cancer: Gay

Leo: Gay

Virgo: Gay

Libra: Gay

Scorpio: Gay

Sagittarius: Gay

Capricorn: Gay

Aquarius: Gay

Pisces: Gay

So damn accurate

queersadistic:

hey, if you’re a queer/trans NSFW blog can you please reblog this so I can follow you? Bonus points if you’re BDSM-oriented, bigger, or nonbinary!

If you’re insecure about your body this summer don’t try to make me feel the same way. Trust, I’m not the type to be like “aw bb love yourself” when you insult me. I’m not gonna tell you to fuck off and keep that shit away from me because I’m a goddamn goddess