#jump in the line queue

synnefo-nefeli:

picadreams:

lonelyroommp3:

my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that’s true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIStime when we refresh tumblr…. it will be interesting again” and you’re like “ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss” & promptly get right back to doing fuck all

How dare you call me out like this

I’ve started calling this “Digital Pacing” and since naming it, it’s helped me recognize the pattern before I’ve fallen too long into its trap.

elytrians:

i think travel should be free if you’re going to meet your internet friends. i dont care about the economy btw

thosearentcrimes:

always very weird to me when I see economists and such get treated as scientific peers by physicists and such, like, I know economists have a protective shell of math around their nonsense, but that shouldn’t fool people who actually use math, right?

when you ask a physicist “what will happen now” or “how would this work”, they’ll pull up or estimate some numbers, do some back-of-the-envelope math, get a result somewhere in the right order of magnitude, become dissatisfied with that, get much more precise numbers, do the math more diligently, and get you a much more detailed result than you ever wanted

when you ask this kind of stuff of an economist, they give you some vibes

deathstars:

you know john boyega was so right that finn would have a white lightsaber. the color of healed kyber- kyber that had been hurt and been used to hurt, but through healing and love being returned to it’s truest self. finn being taken and trained to hurt and choosing healing and love. finn using his powers to heal a bleeding kyber crystal when he’d only ever known the force as a force to hurt. white is also the color of stormtrooper armor, the faceless mask he was forced to become. he’ll always carry that with him, but now he carries it as a weapon to help others, a symbol of justice. he understood the assignment.

hatingongodot:

yourlocallunchable:

hatingongodot:

Got another irate person who asked why we have so many books on Brazilian Portuguese but not “real” Portuguese. Again I pointed out that Portugal doesn’t even rank the top three list of countries with the most Portuguese speakers and that Brazilians outnumber the Portuguese 20:1

And quite frankly I think this is a fitting revenge for colonialism, in that your nation is practically an afterthought in your language’s history, and it is about time we did this to Spanish too

There are litterally people who insist spain is not a country so thats already done

Never heard of this place, you must be thinking of the Eastern Mesoamerican Peninsula

octobaba:

elidyce:

cryoverkiltmilk:

owlet:

owlet:

every day i look at the sink and i’m like seriously? honest to god i have used dishes once again?

this post is not for people frustrated by ppl putting dishes in their communal sink bc “oh i would NEVER leave a dish in the sink.” fuck off you already have your life together you don’t need this post. this is for the slimes and losers whose sinks are filled with the dishes of their own creation. this is for the lazy women, the useless men, the pathetic enbies. get out of here you sparkling clean dished heathens

These other assholes: Oh I hate leaving a mess. Cleaning up actually helps me unwind!

My ADHD executive-dysfunctional fuckin goblin self: I have to perform a TASK? But I just performed a task YESTERDAY!

Some people simply do not understand the profoundly Sisyphean torment that is cleaning things.

Dishes.

Clothes. 

House.

Self.

IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW OFTEN YOU DO IT, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN. DOPAMINE PAYOFF IS ZERO, THE TASK IS NEVER COMPLETED AND YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO STOP DOING IT EVER IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

bauliya:

bauliya:

can we finally acknowledge the immense power religion wields over politics as a problem and stop treating atheism/secularism as a cringe reddit thing but a prerequisite for a functioning democracy

and like. i’m sorry but religious minorities can only have rights if the state is religiously neutral. so that’s a shit argument against atheism and secularism. please can we identify religion as the problem at this point. finally.

abigailpents:

forever thinking about abigail and magnus walking back to the facility ladder after they completed the challenge, smiling and holding hands still dressed in their anniversary dinner party clothes and magnus spinning the key around his finger like “this was so easy, abby! we should have done this much earlier” before sliding it into the key ring and abigail beaming at him “it really wasn’t that bad, wasn’t it?” and they kiss and laugh before cytherea comes

nona-la-nona:

I sorta hate when people chalk up Magnus and Abigail’s relationship and marriage to a ‘heterosexual’ thing that’s to be laughably tolerated since it’s sweet. Multiple times Muir tells us that Cavalier and Necromancer marriage is taboo on account of the Nine Planets being both obsessed with planet purity and necromancy purity, but also being obsessed with imperialistic rules and rituals that reinforce control.

Anyway. Abagail and Magnus forbidden romance is an act of defiance in a totalitarian state. Love them.

omgsomeonesomewhereonearth:

I have just witnessed someone charcterising my blorbos in a way that I, personally, dislike and disagree with. As you can imagine, this is a most grievous insult and I am not doing well at present. Large baskets full of bread and candles and confetti will be greatly appreciated.

fluffmugger:

kurganfilledwithbearbones:

#i just looked and i don’t think this post gives you the full picture #santigold96 has written 357 works of asoiaf fanfiction in chinuk wawa #the devil works hard but santigold96 works harder

despazito:

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

reputayswift:

yourMidastouch on the Chevydoor,Novemberflush and your flannelcure, “this dorm was once a madhouse ” I made a joke, “well, it’s made for me ” how—evergreen, our groupoffriends (don’t think we’ll say that word again ), and soon-they’ll-have-the-nerve-to…deck the halls that we!!! once walked through. ONE FOR THE MONEY! TWO FOR THE SHOW! I never was ready so I watch you go—sometimes you just don’t know the answer… ‘til someone’s on their KNEES and asks you—“SHE WOULD’VE MADE SUCH A LOVELY BRIDE, WHAT A SHAME SHE’S FCKED IN THE HEAD,” they said, but you’ll find the real thing instead…she’ll patch up your tapestry that I shred

pearlcaddy:

When a list of “fanon that everyone in the fandom agrees on” crosses my dash:

ancientannoyance:

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drew a bunch of “tlt meets textposts” stuff on twitter, so here’s a compilation

elliegoose:

elliegoose:

it’s weird when i step outside of my firmly anti-diet social circle and hear a person talking about doing some pretty severe calorie restriction as if that’s totally normal. like how the fuck do i even begin explaining to someone i barely know that eating only 1300 calories a day is extremely bad for you and that basically everything they think they know about nutrition is false.

the average thin person is so afraid of becoming fat that they’ll do things which are extremely bad for them on every level with zero upsides (calorie restriction is even likely to cause future weight gain!) and this is completely normalized in mainstream culture. anti-fat discrimination is so deeply ingrained in the systems of our society and it’s so fucked.

logicgirl:

paolomontes:

paolomontes:

paolomontes:

2 am to 10:30 am is prime sleep schedule

reblog this with your sign and preferred sleep schedule

#1 thing i have learned from this post? aquarius are fucking DISASTERS

aquarius and 3 am to 2 pm

ancientannoyance:

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my political beliefs are that a) there is a tantrum hole in the Mithraeum and b) Mercymorn uses it at least once a week (insp by this)

arcoart:

what is tlt except a miserable little pile of memes

cruelfeline:

I don’t know why this is so funny to me, but it is.

ancientannoyance:

things that are currently making me cry: cam and pal looking “ridiculously” like each other when they smile (i love their friendship so much)

madlori:

talesofwhalesandflowerpots:

that time I went viral. this series of tweets goes around periodically.