s/i: hey (f/o), nice ass *winks*

awkward f/o: uh, thanks. i grew it myself. *winks with both eyes*

S/I: I’m cold.

Platonic F/O: Just think of (Romantic F/O), it’ll keep your face warm.

S/I: OH MY GOD.

F/O:I wasn’t sure what kind of chocolates you liked best, so I got them all.

S/I:There’s three hundred boxes here!

F/O: I panicked, okay? Valentine’s Day can be very stressful!

F/O: I’ll cook dinner tonight!

S/I: Is that a threat?

Parental!F/O: How could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

S/I: It didn’t take me the whole day.

F/O, completely serious: So, it’s been reported lately that you do, in fact, have little paw-paws and a little button nose. Do you care to comment?

The cat they’re holding:Mrrrow

F/O:Riveting.

S/I, walking in: Am I interrupting something?

S/I: Hey, about that love letter you sent me.

F/O, nervously:Yeah?

S/I: The fourth sentence-

F/O: Yes, that’s where it gets pretty emotional and-

S/I: You forgot a comma.

F/O: So, do you have any feelings of anxiety or depression?

S/I: Ha ha, don’t we all?

F/O:No.

S/I: … Oh.

S/I: You flirt and kiss and for what? Love??? Pathetic.

F/O: To level up my charisma stat.

S/I: Ah, a gamer. You may pass.

S/I: Stop calling me cute ! If you call me cute one more time then I’ll-

F/O, raising a brow: Yes cutie ?

S/I: Then I.. I will-

F/O: You’re so cute

S/I,blushing and hiding their face:No!

F/O, over text: turn around :)

F/O: no the other way

F/O: wrong way again

S/I: where are you?!

F/O: at home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me

Parent!F/O, lightly nudging S/I with their foot: (S/I), move out of the way please so I can get through.

S/I: You KICK (S/I)? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for (Parent!F/O)! Jail for (Parent!F/O) for one thousand years!

S/I: Yeah I give up. I’m tired

Platonic!F/O: I’ll go get the emergency supply!

Platonic!F/O: *Brings (F/O) into the room*

S/I: AND I AM BACK LET’S GOOOOOOO