Based on this post I made, I couldn’t decide who to ship myself with, so I just did a bunch of different characters I liked, haha. Hope y’all enjoy, and special shout-out to @cryptichobbitand@lady-latte for inspiring me!
Aragorn
Well, Aragorn is 6’ 6” and I’m 4’ 11” so that’ll be interesting
I have very messy long brown hair. It’s practically a mane at this point, it’s wild and unkempt at all times. Just picturing him trying to brush and wash it is kinda funny, but also very heartfelt. I just imagine him trying to be gentle, but running into knot after knot and getting frustrated
The bulk of our relationship would be telling stories. I could tell him all about Thor and the other deities I know, and he’d probably just eat that up. He might even want to make an offering to them with me, which would be so much fun!
We’d spend a lot of time talking about our family lines and connections, for sure.
I have a burning need to get stronger, both physically and mentally, which I think he would admire. I do worry about becoming obsessed with my weight and strength, so he’d probably be really good at getting me out of that cycle if needed
I’m very focused on self-improvement, but that can lead to me stretching myself too thin and trying to do a hundred things at once. He’d be very good at helping with this, I’m sure
But I think he’d also admire that, in a way
We both love getting messy, so we could wrestle and race in the mud and rain and not be bothered. That’d be great
We’d probably be a very supportive couple, constantly having one another’s best interest at heart
Faramir
I think our relationship would be very sentimental and soft
I know I’d try my best to comfort him, make him feel safe and loved, and I’d like to think that’d make him get attached quickly
He’d probably get very protective
I have a lot of family issues myself, so we could bond over that
Comfort and protect one another
And I’ve been told that I’m “wise beyond my years” so he’d probably appreciate that too
We could spend hours in the Gondor Library, telling stories and sharing legends
I think we’re both deep and philosophical sort of people, so that’d mesh well I think
He’d be very curious about Thor and all the other spirits, I’m sure
And he could give me piggy-back rides and cuddling with him would be so lovely!!
Just two sorta broken people helping one another back on their feet
I have this thing where I just.. giggle for no reason. I think of something funny in my head, and laugh out loud, and startle everyone around me. I feel like Faramir would find that very cute and endearing
I can totally see me wearing his clothes, and him just melting seeing how big they are on me.
Eowyn
On one hand, I could see us as being a slow-burn kinda relationship
We’re both very aloof and I can get nervous and back out of things, so it may take us awhile to get together
But on the other hand, I CANNOT resist a pretty girl
And Eowyn might appreciate a tomboyish kinda person in her life, so it may go quicker than I think
We could do workouts together
I could make clothes, armor and weapons for her
Care for horses with one another
And I’d definitely tell her all the stories I know about powerful women from my world
Can you imagine showing her Mulan? I love her
I can see Eowyn being very protective over me as we grow close
Which is a good thing, I can be really scared of confrontation, so I need a protector in my life
I would still do the cooking in the relationship, though
I’d call her “My Athena” or “My Freya” after telling her about the powerful goddesses she reminds me of
I think we’d make a very lovely couple
Merry Brandybuck
I’m a little taller than him, especially before the entdraught when he was still 3’ 6”
And I can see Merry being very happy about having a tall girlfriend
Since I’m working to build muscle, I imagine him asking me to pick him up a lot and carry him
Which I’d do happily, tbh
God he’s cute
I’d tell him all sorts of stories about my life and connection to deities
And he’d talk about his and Pippin’s adventures right back!
Though, I can see him getting a little jealous when he hears that Thor flirts with me a lot
Good luck squaring up with the god of Thunder, Merry, really hope that goes well for ya (LOL)
I’d embroider some waistcoats for us to wear
Though I get the sense he’s be just as happy wearing one of my T-shirts too
He’d look so cute in them
We’re both very protective of one another, obviously
Constantly looking out for one another
Though, he’d probably have to tell off bullies for me more often. I’ll fight if it’s a life or death situation, but I can be very nervous about such things when they’re not
Thanks, past trauma
We both have messy hair, his is curly while mine is wavy, so we can exchange tips and take baths together!!
And he’d probably love my Rock and Roll playlist almost as much as I love it! I can see him binging Queen and AC/DC songs
I also have this vow where, if I ever get married, I’m wearing a kilt to the wedding. Because if the person I’m to marry doesn’t want that, I shouldn’t be marrying them. I feel like Merry would be very on-board with that
Based on this post I made, I couldn’t decide who to ship myself with, so I just did a bunch of different characters I liked, haha. Hope y’all enjoy, and special shout-out to @cryptichobbitand@lady-latte for inspiring me!
Aragorn
Well, Aragorn is 6’ 6” and I’m 4’ 11” so that’ll be interesting
I have very messy long brown hair. It’s practically a mane at this point, it’s wild and unkempt at all times. Just picturing him trying to brush and wash it is kinda funny, but also very heartfelt. I just imagine him trying to be gentle, but running into knot after knot and getting frustrated
The bulk of our relationship would be telling stories. I could tell him all about Thor and the other deities I know, and he’d probably just eat that up. He might even want to make an offering to them with me, which would be so much fun!
We’d spend a lot of time talking about our family lines and connections, for sure.
I have a burning need to get stronger, both physically and mentally, which I think he would admire. I do worry about becoming obsessed with my weight and strength, so he’d probably be really good at getting me out of that cycle if needed
I’m very focused on self-improvement, but that can lead to me stretching myself too thin and trying to do a hundred things at once. He’d be very good at helping with this, I’m sure
But I think he’d also admire that, in a way
We both love getting messy, so we could wrestle and race in the mud and rain and not be bothered. That’d be great
We’d probably be a very supportive couple, constantly having one another’s best interest at heart
Faramir
I think our relationship would be very sentimental and soft
I know I’d try my best to comfort him, make him feel safe and loved, and I’d like to think that’d make him get attached quickly
He’d probably get very protective
I have a lot of family issues myself, so we could bond over that
Comfort and protect one another
And I’ve been told that I’m “wise beyond my years” so he’d probably appreciate that too
We could spend hours in the Gondor Library, telling stories and sharing legends
I think we’re both deep and philosophical sort of people, so that’d mesh well I think
He’d be very curious about Thor and all the other spirits, I’m sure
And he could give me piggy-back rides and cuddling with him would be so lovely!!
Just two sorta broken people helping one another back on their feet
I have this thing where I just.. giggle for no reason. I think of something funny in my head, and laugh out loud, and startle everyone around me. I feel like Faramir would find that very cute and endearing
I can totally see me wearing his clothes, and him just melting seeing how big they are on me.
Eowyn
On one hand, I could see us as being a slow-burn kinda relationship
We’re both very aloof and I can get nervous and back out of things, so it may take us awhile to get together
But on the other hand, I CANNOT resist a pretty girl
And Eowyn might appreciate a tomboyish kinda person in her life, so it may go quicker than I think
We could do workouts together
I could make clothes, armor and weapons for her
Care for horses with one another
And I’d definitely tell her all the stories I know about powerful women from my world
Can you imagine showing her Mulan? I love her
I can see Eowyn being very protective over me as we grow close
Which is a good thing, I can be really scared of confrontation, so I need a protector in my life
I would still do the cooking in the relationship, though
I’d call her “My Athena” or “My Freya” after telling her about the powerful goddesses she reminds me of
I think we’d make a very lovely couple
Merry Brandybuck
I’m a little taller than him, especially before the entdraught when he was still 3’ 6”
And I can see Merry being very happy about having a tall girlfriend
Since I’m working to build muscle, I imagine him asking me to pick him up a lot and carry him
Which I’d do happily, tbh
God he’s cute
I’d tell him all sorts of stories about my life and connection to deities
And he’d talk about his and Pippin’s adventures right back!
Though, I can see him getting a little jealous when he hears that Thor flirts with me a lot
Good luck squaring up with the god of Thunder, Merry, really hope that goes well for ya (LOL)
I’d embroider some waistcoats for us to wear
Though I get the sense he’s be just as happy wearing one of my T-shirts too
He’d look so cute in them
We’re both very protective of one another, obviously
Constantly looking out for one another
Though, he’d probably have to tell off bullies for me more often. I’ll fight if it’s a life or death situation, but I can be very nervous about such things when they’re not
Thanks, past trauma
We both have messy hair, his is curly while mine is wavy, so we can exchange tips and take baths together!!
And he’d probably love my Rock and Roll playlist almost as much as I love it! I can see him binging Queen and AC/DC songs
I also have this vow where, if I ever get married, I’m wearing a kilt to the wedding. Because if the person I’m to marry doesn’t want that, I shouldn’t be marrying them. I feel like Merry would be very on-board with that
I’m Cinni (pronounced synni), welcome to my selfship blog!!
This is where I’ll be talking about my selfship with Ra¡han’s F|ygon, as well as spreading positivity for all the other proshippers out there!
My ask box is always open, feel free to come in there to talk with me about your faves, or vent about your struggles, or share a bit of positivity with the community, anything at all! I hope to make this a positive and safe place for anyone looking for a space to be themselves.
Imagine fingering your F/O. The way they cling to you, and how they sound moaning in your ear. Imagine the way they gasp and cry out for you as you find just the right spot inside them with your fingers. The way they beg for you to not stop. How they sound crying out your name as they cum on your hand.
Imagine your F/O(s) checking you out as you work out. They think you’re fucking hot when you work up a sweat and they can’t stop staring. They can’t help but want you to use those muscles on them or have you underneath them. When you turn to them to ask them something they can barely get out a response because they’re so flustered and their head(s) is/are so full of dirty thoughts.
Imagine working out with your F/O(s). They’re supporting and encouraging you every step of the way! Lifting weights? They’ll be glad to spot you! Running or doing cardio? They’re cheering you on, or maybe doing it with you! They’ll hand you water and/or a towel whenever you need it and help you count your reps! They’re proud of all your hard work, and no matter how sweaty you get you’re still gorgeous/handsome in their eyes!
In case sleep is a problem for you, just imagine your F/O sinking into the bed that you are sharing right now, under the warmth of the covers, after your delicate tugging on their arm. They got the message. Must be another difficult night…
Imagine how your legs get tangled as you pull yourself closer to their chest, seeking comfort and security. Your F/O’s chin gently rests on the top of your head, their presence reassuring you that they’re here for you.
Close your eyes, love, for I’ll be here when you open them. I can’t possibly miss the moment when I get to see those eyes that sparkle.
Imagine your F/O keeping a picture of you in their wallet and/or pocket. It’s small and maybe not your favorite of yourself, but to them it’s the most precious thing they own wherever they’d go.
Imagine them taking it out whenever they miss you terribly, their fingerstips delicately brushing over your photo, a small smile painted on their face.
Does anyone have any tips for not feeling like garbage compared to your f/o’s love interest?
Dear and lovely hoomans,
I generally don’t comment much on posts because I feel like my interventions are not always that relevant or important, but I felt the absolute need to say something about this.
For anyone who struggles with this, I can’t stress enough how much I admire you all for dealing with those thoughts every step of your self shipping journey! Even so, remember that self shipping implies one unique universe in which only YOU (S/I) matter(s) and your F/O(s). It’s hard to ignore their canon interests, I know, but you chose to love them specifically for a reason, it didn’t just happen. Think about it: it could have been any other character and yet, here you are! :)
I like to believe there’s a connection, one that cannot be broken. Not even by canon. Because it’s yours and it comes from you heart, from the purest and loveliest intentions you could have!
Your F/O(s) will love you endlessly, your heart is the safest place in the world they could live in, and that will hopefully remind you that you’ll always have them with you. <3
Imagine cupping your F/O’s face and them immediately melting in your touch, their shoulders visibly hunching over. A low grunt or sigh with contentment escapes, even if they are the stoic type and find it impossible to admit how delighted and elated they feel in your presence. Your bright smile and loving eyes are your F/O’s forever.
no thoughts just imagine teaching your stoic/ older/villain f/o how to play your favorite videogame or any videogame. Are they good and learn right away or does it take almost all day just to teach them how to move?
