“Stop clenching your cheeks Tina or I’ll carry on spanking you for a lot longer!”

“Smack him really hard Mum! He deserves it, he called you a witch and said he hates you!”

“Tell Tammy to come and clean this mess up Tina then go straight to the punishment room and prepare yourself for a severe beating!”

“Be a good girl and open wide Tina! I’ve made you something extra special because of all that fuss at breakfast time.”

“You better not be having any dirty thoughts while you’re straightening my seams Tina or you’ll be in even bigger trouble!”

“Good afternoon ladies. I’m afraid you’re a bit early…my caning isn’t till four o’clock but please, do come in…”

“Tell your secretary why I’ve sent you to work in my knickers Peter then get her to send me proof every hour that you’re still wearing them.”

“Poppy may be a lot younger than you Peter but from now on if you disobey her, she’ll be the one spanking you not me!”

“Once you feel this soft silk against your hairless body Peter you’ll never protest about being my sissy GIRLFRIEND ever again.”

“Don’t look so shocked Dear, it’s the only way to stop him hanging around with those yobs!”

“You’ll put your make up on first thing EVERY morning Tina and always take it off last thing at night, there’ll be NO exceptions!”