“Don’t just sit there Peter, take the boys’ coats and offer them a drink.”
“Come on TINA, crawl to mummy, you can play with your dolls just as soon as I’ve put you into your pretty pink dress!”
“Quickly Tina, pull your knickers down and touch your toes, I want to see how well your bottom’s healing.”
“it’s my favourite dress and I don’t want it ruined Peter, so don’t resist if the boys lift it up to see if you’re wearing my knickers too!”
“Ten more minutes of worshipping then we’ll move on to obedience training Tina.”
“Why were these left on the floor and not put away neatly Tina? Pure laziness isn’t it girl?”
“It may be the cup final Tina but you know you’re only allowed to watch the children’s channel!”
“Hmm, I think we should write something on his placard that draws attention to his nappy, what do you think girls?”
“The only reason I’m slowing down Tina is because my arm’s starting to ache.”
