It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn
power move
Update: the someone is my father
does he have a flashlight
“dad did you have a flashlight?”
“no”
“how did you see?”
“moon.”
sounds like a dad to me
Idk all the dads I know have multiple flashlights and brag about how many lumens their flashlights have and hey look this one has a strobe light mode but this one turns into an emergency light (aka it turns red and has a stand) but this one has three strobe modes, two dimness levels, and the back is hard enough to be used as a bluntforceweapon here put this in your purse in case of emergency I know I just gave you a flashlight but that was a pen light meant for small things and the other one is a flood light meant for wide areas this one also turns into a knife and has a screwdriver attachment and yeah I know you have that multi tool I bought you last week but that tool only had a small light on the end barely enough lumens to see by what if you need to light up the entire universeIjust bought this pack of twelveflashlights and each one has enough lumens to outshinethesun have you seenithere let me turn it on for you and shine it down the street so you can see how bright it is you can see clear across the city and would be able to see into the next one if there weren’t so many buildings let’s go to the beach r i g h t n o w so I can shine this down the horizon I swear you can see into the next galaxy at least…
reblog and tag whether your dad is a Flashlight Dad or a Moon Dad
To those who saw the tags on the “Who asked yOu” post; it WAS a hint <33
I’ll be making this one in parts and I will be posting one every now and then
i know it’s not ghost related but petition for ryan and shane to go to 657 boulevard, westfield, nj and do a little dance that’s so obnoxious it forces the watcher to out himself and they end up actually solving a case.
Tumblr Blaze is very good because tumblr correctly deduced that if they ran a real advertising service using targeted demographics we’d have burnt this site to the ground, but ALSO correctly deduced that we would be overjoyed to collectively pay large amounts of money to spread shitposts onto completely random dashes in a delighted flurry of slightly malicious mischief. You really do gotta hand it to em on this one, A+ problem solving.
help i listened to falling my hardy styles and now i want to write fanfiction again
I also like it when they’re like hey what’s up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.
I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy
There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking “huh, I wouldn’t have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music” only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living
ot3:
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it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
still just as good as i remember it
his eyes were spotify green
I think Ford speaks for all of us in that.
sorry if you’re finding out like this [updated version]
i wanna know what everyone’s majors are mutuals i want to know i love you and i’m interested
I’m fucking wheezing
Man, imagine being remembered for something this ridiculous.
THEY. ARE. LITERALLY. BEST. FRIENDS.