prokopetz:

Daniel Radcliffe playing a young Weird Al Yankovic in a faintly mean-spirited parody of those tedious tell-all biopics about random semi-famous musicians is possibly the most perfect thing I’ve heard all year.

The only way it could possibly be better is if Al had been played by Zazie Beetz

flowersforroadkill:

thestuffedalligator:

I had a vision and I had to put it on paper

pencilscratchins:

nadja and guillermo take london! and they’re doing so well after their respective break ups you would not even BELIEVE (twitter) [ID in alt]

Literally obsessed with this quote from Seal about the lyrics of “Kiss from a Rose.”

elytrians:

2018: you wake up one morning to discover that one of your mutuals has started posting almost exclusively about kpop

2022: you wake up one morning to discover that most of your dash and apparently nearly every active user on tumblr has started posting about their best friend jonathan harker having the weirdest trip of his life on his way to transylvania to visit count dracula. yeah that one.

bace-jeleren:

dasebeleren:

imagine sticking your dick in someone and they hit you with the crocodile death roll

Quick and easy bottom surgery

lipstickluchador:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

cactme:

memewhore:

This might be the worst offer I’ve ever received but it would take all of my strength to not accept.

werewolf boyfriend simulator

you will not see the gates of heaven

abcleverun:

imposterogers:

not a movie about an animated hedgehog filming outside and using more visual stand ins than an average marvel film

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

seraphean:

fun kids book for children

#I’m sorry did u say this is from ANIMORPHS???? 

Have you not read Animorphs?

I recommend it.

Losing it at how many people in the tags are just learning about Animorphs being dark

The thesis of the entire series is “war is hell” what were you guys expecting

orcpussy:

hungwy:

hungwy:

tumblr posts in mla format

Orcpussy. “Americans be eating cheesed burger.” Tumblr, 2017.

prokopetz:

I’m immune to Typo In the Group Chat syndrome because if I ever make one that’s really worth ragging on I’ll just write a tabletop RPG about it, and now every time you give me shit about it you’re promoting my work.

shellshout:

shellshout:

bro- what are you saying haha. i dont have a boss health bar bro stop playin man… come on dude… youre kinda getting on my nerves i dont have a fucking boss health bar.

Alright. Your insistence has gotten you this far

*Pulls out a giant sword*

But now, an end. Your final grave misfortune.

(takes half my health in damage)

Augh… ow. come on man i thought we were bros. dude. stop man. what do you mean this is a cutscene. what. you cant move?? honestly thats really weird.. hey stop calling me a monster man that kinda hurts. dude stop. jesus. fine.

*pulls my hand along the edge of my giant sword, coating it with blood and it transforms into a bigger, scarier, meat sword*

I see now i need not hold back for the likes of you.

Pray.

hoothootmotherf-ckers:

jonathan harker: cool, thanks for the crucifix, literally only taking this to end a socially awkward situation, why is this relevant?

all of us, with the cultural knowledge of how the story of Dracula works: 

karis-the-fangirl:

My sister and I worked out the perfect cast for Muppet Dracula

starryfansquid:

yousoseelie:

bastardbisexual:

radicall-rumination:

satelliteduster:

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

can’t make this shit up folks

Counterargument, sweet back muscles

* OH SHIT

Back titties