so unswag of the batman to use edward nashton instead of edward nygma for the riddler. oh i’m sorry you’re okay with the man dressed up as a bat but you draw the line at the riddle man being named e. nygma. absolutely bitchless behaviour
Written Aesthetics / Types of People as Tim Burton Films
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Beetlejuice:
Obsessed with the occult and the afterlife, Air Sign Vibes, “I, myself, am strange and unusual”, loves The Addams Family, blunt bangs, gothic throw pillows, reads Edgar Allen Poe, morbid sense of humour, Poison by Dior, rescues spiders, wears funky hats and hair accessories, old wooden bannisters, collects strange things they find in thrift shops, probably makes sculptures or models.
Batman:
Reads/watches true crime, city lights reflected in puddles, good at keeping secrets, listens to Lana Del Rey, knows about all the secret raves and underground clubs, running across intersections in heels, Great Gatsby quotes, smashing champagne glasses, neon signs, jewellery is the way to their heart, police chases, holds grudges, charming, owns at least one item of leather clothing.
Edward Scissorhands: ✂️
Perfectly manicured gardens, can’t decide on a hairstyle (or an aesthetic for that matter), hopeless romantic, hardcore crushes on emo boys, writes poetry, gothic architecture, white roses, probably grew up in a small town, believes opposites attract, cautiously optimistic, the first snowfall of the year, yearns for the extraordinary, daydreaming, wants to stand out but also wants to belong.
The Nightmare Before Christmas:
Likes Christmas but LOVES Halloween, unconventional pumpkin carvings, mood lighting, spiderwebs on wrought iron fences, knows how to sew, collects Halloween masks, has tattoos and piercings, injury prone, cemeteries at night, owns way too many candles, herbal tea, full moons, secretly a romantic, loves snow globes, winding tree branches, pining love ballads, black nail polish.
Corpse Bride: ♀️♀️
Listens to classical music, skin is always cold, petals falling off dead flowers, clings to the past, trusts the wrong people, corsets, lanterns, someone brushing your hair for you, sad eyes, blue butterflies, believes in soulmates, self sacrificing, midnight walks, long dresses/skirts, blue veins, cobblestone paths, bruises/scars easily, earthy perfumes, “if you love something, set it free”.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: ❄️
Sweet tooth, can’t dance but does it anyway, purple velvet, watches slime videos, flamboyant sunglasses, heavily saturated landscapes, daddy issues, has no volume control, low key terrified of children, rolls their eyes a lot, eccentric, collects strange objects, has a unique laugh, expensive boots, avoids answering questions, fireworks, childhood flashbacks, the smell of burning sugarcane.
Sweeney Todd:
Has a nice singing voice, high functioning crazy, wears lace clothing, cool toned scenery, mysterious vibes, enjoys the doomed lovers trope, intrusive thoughts, stressed and depressed but well dressed, carnivore, bites their fingernails, can bake a mean meat pie, old horror movies, the little devil that sits on peoples’ shoulder, long skirts dragging along the floor, makes direct eye contact.
Alice In Wonderland:
Stoner, drinks out of irregular sized cups, patterned tights, cat person, rambles about philosophical topics, adventurous, talks to plants and animals, old garden furniture, vertigo, always losing their keys, lucid dreams, optical illusions, rebellious, can be stubborn sometimes, has strange celebrity crushes, probably vapes, bumps into furniture, abstract paintings, listens to pop punk music.
