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kanzlerin-merkel:

kanzlerin-merkel:

longscorsese:

theinformationcollector:

TIL Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

viareddit.com

last good president

Wait, I just remembered, Richard Nixon was the guy who signed the fucking legislation requiring childproof safety lids on medication. He literally did this to himself

There has never been a president so committed to owning himself as Tricky Dick

roccondil:

imactuallylucifer:

bewbin:

Punjabi but in a southern accent

The accent makes me think I should understand what he’s saying is this what a stroke feels like

Hearing languages in accents they Should Never Be Spoken With both entertains and causes psychological damage.

brolygay:

jokebud:

brolygay:

QUESTION 1: a segmented worm and a man are engaging in a knife fight. which one do you eat

knife

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

A sport where the goal is for the players to give each other brain damage and whoever has the most damaged brain loses.

All right answers

toastyglow:

gladiolus—amicitia:

toastyglow:

jason mantzoukas should play one of the greek gods sometime in something

don’t u wanna see this dude be dionysus or somethin, that’d be fresh as hell

FUCKING INCREDIBLE

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desperate-acts-of-capitalism:iamoutofideas:advertisingpics: “Big Tits Potato Chips 10 ₵” - This is a

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

iamoutofideas:

advertisingpics:

“Big Tits Potato Chips 10 ₵” - This is a 1930s era wax paper potato chip bag from Dunn, North Carolina. Big Tits was the nickname of Titus Tart, one of the owners in the Tart-Chestnut Co. The image is that of Mr. Tart.

Source:https://reddit.com/r/vintageads/comments/ehvsaw/big_tits_potato_chips_10_this_is_a_1930s_era_wax/

this is the funniest string of words you could’ve used

What’s the matter honey, you’ve hardly touched your Titus Tarts Tart-Chesnut brand Big Tit Chips


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TAZ TAZ TAZ TAZ TAZ TAZ


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Had a mental breakdown over this one but who caressssss it’s doneeeee

Happy Halloween y'all

Here in my heart I have only room for snazzy goblins

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lil pixel ships for the concept art month! Day 6, I suppose 

Concept art month - Day 2

Concept art month - Day 2


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Concept art month challenge - Day 1

Concept art month challenge - Day 1


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#my art    #the white expanse    #concept art    #inktober    
oh I never posted my concept doodles for my photoshop class did Ioh I never posted my concept doodles for my photoshop class did Ioh I never posted my concept doodles for my photoshop class did I

oh I never posted my concept doodles for my photoshop class did I


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Sorry I’m just obsessed with my own OCs and their gnc as fuck polycule, carry on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Bonus: Le

Sorry I’m just obsessed with my own OCs and their gnc as fuck polycule, carry on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bonus: Leto in a suit and Ratarck in a dress because that’s how they would have gone if she had been masc that day


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Look, the owl house has everything I adore and I had to do an dnd au. Complex magic system, birds, hLook, the owl house has everything I adore and I had to do an dnd au. Complex magic system, birds, hLook, the owl house has everything I adore and I had to do an dnd au. Complex magic system, birds, hLook, the owl house has everything I adore and I had to do an dnd au. Complex magic system, birds, hLook, the owl house has everything I adore and I had to do an dnd au. Complex magic system, birds, h

Look, the owl house has everything I adore and I had to do an dnd au. Complex magic system, birds, hot middle aged people, con-women, gay witchcraft- what’s not to love!

Not all characters that are mine, some belong to the members of my dnd group!


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Apollo is in a committed relationship and he just figured out how he has a teifling as a half sister

Apollo is in a committed relationship and he just figured out how he has a teifling as a half sister. He’s not that bright.

based on this:


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Commission for @theadoraobliquereatheaiii of her con-woman pirate character Chastity from a one shot

Commission for @theadoraobliquereatheaiii of her con-woman pirate character Chastity from a one shot we played!


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