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No, I’m not happy right now. You know, when Mommy’s working out, she doesn’t want to be disturbed. You better have an awfully good reason for interrupting me. So, what now? What is it? What do you need? Yeah, that’s your diaper… Why do you keep pointing, use your words please.

Absolutely not! I can’t believe Mommy had to stop so you could ask for a diaper change! I don’t care how yucky it is, you should have waited. Actually, you know what, yes. Let’s go change your diaper right now. I’m going to take my time and make sure you’re as clean as can be, but the moment your squishy bottom hits that changing mat, I’m putting the clothes pins on those sensitive nipples of yours and they’re to stay there until Mommy is finished.

xoxo