#abraham gray
“……………i manage.”
“ah, eddie? you are, um…”
“anyway…”
“although i could see where the confusion came from.”
“what? HEY!”
“you’re all too kind.”
“ok. i think i understand, however you may need to go over the part about the vomit again.”
“do not fear. i vore you. we all do.”
“…do not upset me… any longer…”
“m-maybe i shall save the rest for later…”
“bless.”
“…it has a nice ring to it.”
“it was truly a regrettable time in my life.”
“before you ask, cathy already told me what this meant. of course, these are all against my morals, however the situation we’re speaking of is purely hypothetical. probably.”
“although i had all of the correct paperwork, the lady behind the counter kept telling me to “please go away” and that “this is a pet shop”.”
“that probably wasn’t the answer you were looking for. nevertheless, i hope it proves to be somewhat useful to you.”
“if you want to play rounders with us so badly, i’m sure i could find you a spot on the other team.”
“…am i?”
