#abraham gray
“…admittedly, it was enjoyable.”
“and remember: god is always watching.”
“a-men, am i right?”
“ah, perfect timing, danny!”
“wait, nO-“
“…i hope that answered your question?”
“and sex before marriage is obviously an absolute no-go, so unfortunately i cannot. my most sincere apologies, anon.”
“…whilst i cannot give you the hug you desire, please know that if i was legally able to, then i would.”
“…”
“…r-really????”
“i don’t know why you’d want to watch them, but i shall not judge you.”
“well, thank you for stopping by. goodbye, danny!
…anyway, what was i saying?”
“cathy, i just want to talk.”
“…i am a respectable male adult, anon.”
“it’s a shame, but it was his decision.”
“…is this some new slang of yours?”
“whilst that is impossible, as i am god, thank you, anon.”
“oh.”
“…zack? what’s wrong?”
“…nevertheless, thank you for the sentiment.”
“…why do i get the feeling that i’m missing something?”
