#actual lol

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ginger-ale-official:

ginger-ale-official:

ginger-ale-official:

ginger-ale-official:

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

lake-erie:

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

archwrites:

knottahooker:

tragicallyunaesthetic:

tragicallyunaesthetic:

tragicallyunaesthetic:

tumblr holidays:

  • the met gala
  • halloween (the month)
  • the ides of march
  • nov 5 (new!)

some ones i missed:

  • eurovision (region specific)
  • dashcon memorial day
  • october 3rd
  • neil banging out the tunes’ anniversary
  • and for those who remember, the 21st night of september

a few more:

  • mishapocalypse (dreaded)
  • the perfect date: april 25th
  • pride month
  • any time that it’s gonna be may
  • thursday

Tumblr is reinventing the medieval calendar, replacing the barren linear sameness of capitalism with frequent cyclical saints’ days and celebrations, and I for one support us

angstyastro:

POV: You’re Saren and these are the dumbasses chasing you through the galaxy.

mylordshesacactus:

Do you ever think about what the start of ME1 must have been like for the Council. Like, the human embassy is being annoying so they picked one (1) human to send on a few milk runs to make sure her 100% political appointment wasn’t gonna blow up in their faces. That’s it.

They’re sitting there like “what’s next on the docket. ah yes, the job interview for the diversity hire”

and then she kicks down the door and the first words out of her mouth are “THE REGIONAL MANAGER IS WORKING FOR A CULT OF BILLION-YEAR-OLD MACHINES TO WIPE OUT ALL LIFE IN THE GALAXY, THIS WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM”

and everyone acts like YOU’RE being unreasonable for politely reminding her that this is a wendy’s.

carzinization:

Who could possibly be buying this besides misha collins

critrolememequeen:

I like how we are all suddenly made to realize that Caleb “I want to bend reality to my will” Widogast and Essek “fund my research or I’ll start a war” Thelyss were actually VERY humble for wizards

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