#i am slain
Do you ever think about what the start of ME1 must have been like for the Council. Like, the human embassy is being annoying so they picked one (1) human to send on a few milk runs to make sure her 100% political appointment wasn’t gonna blow up in their faces. That’s it.
They’re sitting there like “what’s next on the docket. ah yes, the job interview for the diversity hire”
and then she kicks down the door and the first words out of her mouth are “THE REGIONAL MANAGER IS WORKING FOR A CULT OF BILLION-YEAR-OLD MACHINES TO WIPE OUT ALL LIFE IN THE GALAXY, THIS WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM”
and everyone acts like YOU’RE being unreasonable for politely reminding her that this is a wendy’s.
for my twin who was copypasta’d into my life via tracing paper and smudgy pencils uwu eris of falkreath, professional shit-stirrer and mage distractor uwu/ @tallmatcha
MEM dear god, I love this so MUCH. What a nice surprise to wake up to. I’m so glad a Xerox machine malfunctioned and made two of us. I’m not getting emotional you’re getting emotional shuT UP—
Edit: Cancelling myself for my dumb caption. If a Xerox machine makes two copies, it’s not malfunctioning
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