Shush. You know how this goes by now, honey. You get home from work and I expect you to drop your pants. There is always a diaper waiting for you, sometimes more. Today I would like you to be quiet and lay there while I have my way with you. Mommy has had a hard day, baby, and the only thing that is going to take this stress away is forcing you into a diaper.
Baby! Tsk tsk tsk!! My eyes are up here! We both know that starting potty training was a waste of time The soaking wet bed is proof of that! So I got you this cute little diaper! Look, it says “baby” on it because you will always be Mommy’s baby!
This little super soaker deserved something very cute and special for dinner out tonight Do you think anyone noticed the crinkle sound coming from his pants?
It’s okay if you’d rather be bottle fed tonight than breastfeed, sweetie. You’re getting Mommy’s milkies either way Let’s get your diaper on you and then you can drink from your baba until you fall asleep in Mommy’s arms.
I said “babies can’t change themselves! wet all you want while I’m gone but you don’t get a fresh diaper until Mommy comes home!” He listened so well, look how full he was!!
Monday night in November means a chilly night to watch football in the living room with the fire place on aaaaaand it means a diaper change on the couch after the 1st quarter
I taught my friend how to adhere one of my stickies to the baby’s diaper. She will do it by herself next time The baby looks SO stinkin cute wearing Pooh Bear
