He acts like it’s his favorite time of year but honestly, he’s just stressed
In his head this is what happens; first, we get a tree, then at least ten presents for each of the kids which is thirty presents overall, and all of them want at least one present that cost $100… I could buy a car with this
But he acts happy for the children
Step one of Christmas with the Walkers
· d e c o r a t i n g
He wants everything perfect
They must all be straight
He probably color-coded the tree
He let the kids decorate their stalking’s with glitter glue
They are a mess but it warms his heart
· He loves baking
I mean he loves it any time of year but when Christmas comes around the house is full of sweets
He loves making sugar cookies and dying them
Or making his ‘special’ hot cocoa
It is actually just one and a half packets of cocoa with whip-cream, marshmallows, and caramel
· He plays holiday music from December 1st to New Years
And obnoxiously sings along
· “DECK THE HALLS WITH –“
· “Daddy, I can’t hear the TV…”
· *whispering* “… with boughs of holly”
· Takes the kids to see Santa
Flirts with the woman in line
Laughs when you slap him on the back of the head
And then he kisses you which makes the kids go “ew”