Christmas // Kit Walker
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•   He acts like it’s his favorite time of year but honestly, he’s just stressed
  
• In his head this is what happens; first, we get a tree, then at least ten presents for each of the kids which is thirty presents overall, and all of them want at least one present that cost $100… I could buy a car with this
  
• But he acts happy for the children
  
• Step one of Christmas with the Walkers
  
• ·    d e c o r a t i n g
  
• He wants everything perfect
  
• They must all be straight
  
• He probably color-coded the tree
  
• He let the kids decorate their stalking’s with glitter glue
  
• They are a mess but it warms his heart
  
• ·  He loves baking
  
• I mean he loves it any time of year but when Christmas comes around the house is full of sweets
  
• He loves making sugar cookies and dying them
  
• Or making his ‘special’ hot cocoa
  
•  It is actually just one and a half packets of cocoa with whip-cream, marshmallows, and caramel
  
• ·     He plays holiday music from December 1^st to New Years
  
• And obnoxiously sings along
  
• ·       “DECK THE HALLS WITH –“
  
• ·       “Daddy, I can’t hear the TV…”
  
• ·       *whispering* “… with boughs of holly”
  
• ·    Takes the kids to see Santa
  
• Flirts with the woman in line
  
• Laughs when you slap him on the back of the head
  
• And then he kisses you which makes the kids go “ew”
  
• It’s just really domestic
  

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