#alastor creed
This is old ass news but my friend made some Heartless memes a while back and I don’t think I’ve ever shared them here so here take them
(thanks jelly)
Heartless brainrot again, so here is
What Strixhaven College would each Heartless character be a part of
Heartless: Prismari, Expression
Alchemy: Witherbloom, Growth
Flint: Prismari, Expression
Eira: Prismari, Perfection
Doppel: Silverquill, Shadow
Glass: Silverquill, Radiance
River: Quandrix, Theory
Alastor: Silverquill, Shadow
Dock: Witherbloom, Decay (no question)
Lorelei: Silverquill, Shadow
Bandy: hear me out, Quandrix, Substance
Diana: Lorehold, Order
Lance: Lorehold, Chaos
Moira: Witherbloom, Growth
Murphy: Lorehold, Chaos
Arthyr: Quandrix, Substance
Krome: Silverquill, Radiance
Guard Girl: Prismari, Expression
Heartless Headcanon but just one again! Someone keeps washing Creed’s coats with Lorelei’s uniforms, which leads to Alastor having to hand-pick tiny rhinestones off his coat.
Another singular Heartless Headcanon!
Creed loves bread. Fancy people bread. There’s a bakery near The Jury HQ that he’s known to frequent. Lance got him an All You Can Eat Baguettes and Other Breads gift card for that bakery once. Creed increased his salary by 10 times.
(spoiler alert, ten times zero is still zero )
Creed coat update!
I wore the coat outside among the general public today for the first time. I got a total of 4 compliments on the coat alone, and even got to tell someone in my shit hole town about Heartless at the craft store. So overall? A win.
Heartless fandom I am once again running at you full speed so here are a bunch of songs I associate with one Alastor Creed
Heaven Know’s I’m Miserable Now (2011 Remaster)- The Smiths
Music of the Night- Phantom of the Opera
My Ordinary Life- The Living Tombstone
Villainous Thing- Shayfer James
El Mañana- Gorillaz
Tranz- Gorillaz (no I cannot explain this one)
On Melancholy Hill- Gorillaz
Momentary Bliss- Gorillaz (can’t explain this one either)
Aries- Gorillaz (yes half of these are Gorillaz songs)
Monsters and Men- Black Friday
Build God, Then We’ll Talk- Panic! At the Disco (I do not support Brendon Urie <3)
Welcome to the Internet- Bo Burnham
White Lady- Hollow Knight OST
Resurrections- Celeste OST
Inkwell Isle III- Cuphead OST (yes I’m including game tracks, sue me)
Honeycomb Herald- Cuphead OST (my fave Cuphead track <3)
Gris, Pt. 1- Gris OST
These are all under a YouTube playlist called “Alastor Creed playlist for when you’re gaslight gatekeep girlbossing a bit too close to the sun” check em out
Characters that Alastor Creed reminds me of
Number 1: Andrew Ryan
