#alonzo lerone starters

>>Various Alonzo Lerone starter sentences

• “I’m just gonna say this, if you give me 50 pounds worth of chocolate, I’m yours.”
  
• “I’m going to do some citizens arrest!”
  
• “If you can sit for more then 5 minutes you might as well do the do!”
  
• “Looooord, I would have got 10 to 20 on that!”
  
• “Y’all just opened a whole can of whoop ass!”
  
• “SOMEBODY DONE GOT PAAAAAAAAAUL!”
  
• “This one is for Paul.”
  
• “You better go to this toilet, it is a place of prayer.”
  
• “WHO SAYS BEWARE A MISSING FOOT?”
  
• “The trees are mean, the bean sprouts are stupid.”
  
• “Never in my wildest thoughts I would think an “L” would have that much of a difference in the English language.”
  
• “What kind of handbags are spinning!?”
  
• “How can you carefully slip and fall down?”
  
• “Not before you catch a dictionary!”
  
• “Out of 2000 comments, NONE of them corrected it.”
  
• “Yes, chicken nutguts… eugh!”
  
• “Look, _____, there are some things you need to keep to yourself.”
  
• “What the… Are y’all doing in Subway?”
  
• “Listen, I don’t care who the real gold digger is. I just wanna know: what is up with all the needless hearts?”