#youtuber sentence starters

>>Desbug: Pokemon Sword in a Nutshell sentence starters

• “Oh geez, what is my name?”
  
• “Wait a minute, wait a minute! You’re not a professor…”
  
• “This is not how pokemon is supposed to start.”
• “Here’s a freaking ________, impressive, isn’t it?”
  
• “What was that? What, did you kill a bug just now or something.”
  
• “Do they have bugs here?”
  
• “You never lose? Oh, so humble.”
  
• “I’m making mac and cheese… And NOBODY can stop me.”
  
• “I’m just watching some YouTube. Oh, I was watching that battle from before.”
  
• “I wonder if I subscribed to _________.”
  
• “Put in a T-posing Charizard.”
  
• “Imagine if you had to wait for a loading screen every time you left your house.”
  
• “Did you just call me weak? I will actually ANNIHILATE you.”
  
• “You’re telling me this grown man can’t find a house? His own house, I assume, at one point?”
  
• “I don’t know what’s going on. Just like everything else in my life.”
  
• “I’m sorry, where did the butt-rock come from? I wasn’t prepared for this.”
  
• “Look at that huge crowd of at least 10 people.”
  
• “Uhh… What’s a dragon gonna show a BUNNY?”
  
• “Get your weird water lizard outta my face!”
  
• “You best remember that and not challenge me 8 more times along this journey we are about to embark on.”
  
• “Calm down there, sugarplum.”
  
• “And they vanished without a trace leaving me all– Oh! He’s right over there.”
• “I was… But apparently, you can tell with your eyes that are definitely in the back of your skull!”
  
• “At least take me out to dinner before you get your fog all over me, okay?”
  
• “Oh my god, it ate a nut at me!”
  
• “It made a sheep noise at me, whatever will I do?”
  
• “You have no right to be that cute, what the hell?”
  
• “Oh yeah, it’s the big bracelet.”
  
• “Because if you aren’t making your pokemon big are you even doing it right?”
  
• “At least I made it all of five feet before he stopped to talk to me.”
  
• “Oof! He do a roar!”
  
• “Whoa! That is some intense rain, out of literally nowhere, considering 4 feet that way it wasn’t raining!”
  
• “The list of things I’ve seen now contains everything!”

>>John Wolfe Plays TheHouse/TheHouse 2 [Still Scary?] Sentence Starters

• “Which is… Surprisingly hard to say.”
  
• “There’s a spooky ghost girl that shows up.”
  
• “I don’t really consider that a spoiler.”
  
• “You got: 9 to 5 hates his life office dad.”
• “And you got Elvira over here on the right.”
• “Maybe it was just the first time…”
  
• “No, we’re just here. So what do we do?”
  
• “What is this? PT?”
• “It cracked around the boy! He’s the key!”
  
• “When we clicked on the ball he showed up!”
  
• “It’s hard to believe but I guess it was a simpler time.”
  
• “Go to the next room?”
  
• “I guess we decided “that’s enough of that shit”.”
  
• “Well, we’ve narrowed it down to 2 suspects. Who could it have been?”
  
• “Promises don’t mean SHIT to mom!”
  
• “Got nothing else going on, huh? That’s the only important date in March?”
  
• “Now we got the corridor, everyone’s favourite part of the house!”
  
• “I don’t even know what a counter-argument against that is… You’re wrong? And I shouldn’t have to explain why.”
  
• “Oh no… We’re back to the room setup.”
  
• “Time to move to the bathroom, my favourite area.”
  
• “Oh, somebody was at the door– Er window. I make that mistake sometimes.”
  
• “Maybe you’re just bad at it.”
  
• “Ha! Look at me expecting /actual/ gameplay.”
  
• “I’m glad it was met with extensive bedding to make sure it was poisonous enough to be poison.”

>>Various Alonzo Lerone starter sentences

• “I’m just gonna say this, if you give me 50 pounds worth of chocolate, I’m yours.”
  
• “I’m going to do some citizens arrest!”
  
• “If you can sit for more then 5 minutes you might as well do the do!”
  
• “Looooord, I would have got 10 to 20 on that!”
  
• “Y’all just opened a whole can of whoop ass!”
  
• “SOMEBODY DONE GOT PAAAAAAAAAUL!”
  
• “This one is for Paul.”
  
• “You better go to this toilet, it is a place of prayer.”
  
• “WHO SAYS BEWARE A MISSING FOOT?”
  
• “The trees are mean, the bean sprouts are stupid.”
  
• “Never in my wildest thoughts I would think an “L” would have that much of a difference in the English language.”
  
• “What kind of handbags are spinning!?”
  
• “How can you carefully slip and fall down?”
  
• “Not before you catch a dictionary!”
  
• “Out of 2000 comments, NONE of them corrected it.”
  
• “Yes, chicken nutguts… eugh!”
  
• “Look, _____, there are some things you need to keep to yourself.”
  
• “What the… Are y’all doing in Subway?”
  
• “Listen, I don’t care who the real gold digger is. I just wanna know: what is up with all the needless hearts?”