#american horror story cult

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Your money won’t help you now. Won’t help your gimp either. 

*Character appears on screen*

OMG THEYRE IN THE CULT

*Ivy appears on the screen*

OMG I KNEW IT I WAS SO RIGHT

*Forgets all of the false accusations, forgets the salem witch trials*

Bitch your fucking door wasn’t already locked? THERE ARE KILLER CLOWNS OUTSIDE. 


Edit: INSIDE

My delusional hallucinating gun-toting wife is having a breakdown during a dark power outage? Let’s send a male in without warning to our house!

Okay so this is obviously a fucking set up. 

ALARM TO THE RESCUE

You had best be putting that jacket back on to be babysitting my child

Trying to figure out how tf this crazy bitch was allowed to keep a gun

The crunching sound when Roger’s body was pulled down 

Ivy avoiding eye contact dragging the therapist in. 

Okay so in a failed attempt to earn her son’s love, the hallucinating paranoid woman is going to drive to the restaurant with blaring alarms going off? K. 

WE HAVE EXPERIENCED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT PEOPLE

EXCUSE ME BUT AGAIN WHERE IS KATHY BATES

shaolinbynature:

me being forced to watch this random ass episode plotline with l*na dunham’s cringy ass acting/accent

WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING THIS AS ACTUAL FEMINISM OR ACTUAL HISTORY?

We about to see twisty??

Wait what was that last part about transvaginal ultrasounds?

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