#anakin and padme arent subtle
*Fox hands out the missions to the other Commanders*
Fox: Looks like you’ve got a favour to call in.
Stone: Huh?
*Report says, “Escort Representative Binks of Naboo safely through the Middle Rim…”*
Stone: On it. *calls Ahsoka*
*1 hour later*
*Anakin bursts into the Coruscant Guard office*
Anakin: I’ll take the latest mission from Naboo in the Middle Rim.
Stone: …
Fox: …
*Ahsoka and Anakin are having an intense board game match, neither are winning or losing*
Ahsoka: Hi Padmé! *waves*
Anakin: Padmé? I mean uhh Senator Ami-
*Anakin turns around and realises no one’s there while Ahsoka sabotages the match*
Anakin (after turning back around and assessing the board): YOU CHEATED!
Anakin: *The shower sink is clogged in his room and he finds a ball of hair in the drain*
Anakin: AHSOKA!!!
Ahsoka: What? EW WHAT IS THAT?
Anakin: THAT’S JUST WHAT I WAS GONNA ASK YOU!
Ahsoka: *looks at the hair ball* …
Anakin: …
Ahsoka: I DONT EVEN HAVE HAIR DON’T BLAME THAT ON ME.
Anakin: BUT YOU’RE A GIRL?
Ahsoka: And how would you possibly know what another person’s shower looks like that just happens to be a female?
Anakin: …shut it. Not a word to Obi-wan.
